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    Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search

    Grab the Ask a Ninja iPhone Game Now

    The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon

    Combat Xtreme Ninja Set!

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    09/22/09

    In reply to Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search
    Ninja Kunai? I thought it was a plumb-bob.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    09/23/09

    @ripfire:
    Think of it as a lethal-tip plumb-bob. There's a reason that the hilt has a ring in it, though it's generally not used to check for verticality.
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    Image of TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H. TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H.
    09/22/09

    In reply to Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search
    The thing reads "kamui gaiden" written on the side, and a quick googling revealed that it is a just released movie. So this is probably just some tie-in merchandise (of dubious quality).
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/22/09

    In reply to Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search
    It's better to kill a man with a finely made wooden chopstick, because after losing the chopstick, you can simply ask the waiter for another and finish your meal.
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    Image of yantelope yantelope
    09/22/09

    In reply to Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search
    Just what we need, more weapons in the workplace. I think a dull kunai would be kind of pointless though.
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    Image of MxPxRobbie MxPxRobbie
    09/22/09

    @yantelope: i see what you did there.
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    Image of NeoAkira NeoAkira
    09/22/09

    In reply to Ninja Kunai Flash Drive Guarantees Airport Security Full Cavity Search
    2 GB for $125?

    *facepalm*

    Two questions:
    1. Who are the morons who designed this?
    2. Who are the dumbasses who buy this?
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    Image of Kyonko Kyonko
    09/22/09

    @NeoAkira:
    1. Naruto fans.
    2. Naruto fans.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/22/09

    @NeoAkira: It gives you the illusion of you stabbing your computer, whose frequent and incompetent failures have dishonored your family and your ancestors.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/22/09

    @NeoAkira: Hey, remember that article they posted a few days ago about the guy with the über Star Wars collection? How do you know there isn't some guy out there, (or several people for that matter) who collects USB thumbdrives? This would certainly be an impressive piece to add to any such collection.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    09/22/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Do you think someone already made a thumbdrive that actually looks like a thumb?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    09/22/09


    @ripfire: Pft. Nm
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    05/01/09

    In reply to Grab the Ask a Ninja iPhone Game Now
    I dunno, i'm getting pretty tired of accelerometer controls in games. terrible for the subway
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    04/10/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    Can it tell me how to order a Ninjaburger?
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    Image of frigg frigg
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    Is that Ninja wearing a Burka?
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    This was over HOW long ago?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    In the game, does he do ninja things or does he just answer questions?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    @ Kaiser-Machead: well, it looks like a communication issue to me.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    Ninja, my marriage is on the rocks, what should I do?


    彼女を殺しなさい! 取得新しい妻!!!


    Sigh....

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    Image of MikeDelfino MikeDelfino
    04/09/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: What does that translate to?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/09/09

    @MikeDelfino:


    "Kill her! Acquire new wife!!"

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    Image of William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire
    04/09/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:"彼女を殺しなさい" ? Your ninja is really friendly.

    Isn't 「速く殺そう!」 more ninja-like? Anyway, when did you learn Japanese?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/09/09

    @William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire: In mere seconds, thanks to Google.
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    Image of youbastid youbastid
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    I never found the ninja/pirate thing to be funny at all, but now it's just stale. Do people really find this shit amusing still?
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    Image of youbastid youbastid
    04/09/09

    @youbastid: Add zombies and Chuck Norris to that list.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/09/09

    @youbastid: I was never into pirates vs. ninjas, especially once you realize that a normal person could probably beat up a pirate, since they are likely to be malnourished. I gave up on Chuck Norris once he started endorsing Mike Huckabee. I'm still pretty into zombies. They are awesome.
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