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03/17/09
Is there a pink elephant in the middle of the room that nobody's allowed to talk about? :P
03/17/09
03/17/09
She has an iPhone, that was given to us, so I like to stay up-to-date on the latest going's on about it. We're about to the point of destroying the POS - I'm thinking a crossbow death would make for good entertainment. It drops calls constantly, reboots randomly every day, locks up, and overall has been a very poor phone. We'll give 3.0 a try though.
That said, you don't have to be such drooling fanboys about it. I don't recall other product coverings you live blog. We don't need to have the minute-by-minute coverage of non related stuff.
"We're now standing outside. We've now walking in, wow, my skin is tingling with anticipation. We're now sitting. Look at all these people" bullshit sort of coverage. Then we have to deal with the 20 afterwards posts of 'wow, that was great,' 'What's missing' 'whats we can look forward to in 4.0' 'Jesus phone praise.'
We get it, you're all geeked out and heavily biased over apple products. Some of us like to hear about the latest gizmos, from all the makers, but your endless fawning becomes very tiresome. Do I want to block all Apple news? No, but I also don't want the endless 5 days of coverage either.
03/17/09
Those are not normal iPhone problems. I'd restore it, reload it, and if it still doesn't help, get it checked out.
I mean really, that's like saying you have a car that dies all the time, occasionally the breaks don't work and the electrical system shorts occasionally. That's not actually standard operating procedure there.
03/17/09
Blah Blah Blahre.
U R Stupid.
NO! U R.
I hate this!
I hate that!
I know more!
Don't count on that!
I'm so smart though,
can't you see!
Poo Poo Ca Ca
Dick Pee Pee!
Politics! Climate!
Economy!
I'm an expert on them all
at the age of 23!
What you think
isn't worth my time!
What I like
is what should shine!
Humor, subtlety?
What are they for?
I don't do this for kicks.
I treat it like war.
Trolling's lame.
Of course I agree.
I'm too vain to think
that applies to me!
So screw your tag!
I'll bitch and complain.
Writing 'bout what I hate?
Why are you so damned focused on specifically causing me and only me...because really isn't that what it's all about...pain?
03/17/09
How pomp surpassing troll,
When simple you and I
Present our meek escutcheon
And claim the rank to die!
03/17/09
I stood upon a high place,
And saw, below, many devils
Running, leaping,
and carousing in sin.
One looked up, grinning,
And said, "Comrade! Brother!"
03/17/09
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
With Cupertino coverage
resuming this afternoon
Close your own lids with the damn tag ye Apple whiners,
and retreat to an Apple free cocoon.
03/17/09
Err...I mean...what's important is...
Umm...then, uh. No.
I got nuthin'. Well done, Gizpoets!
* retrieves jaw from floor *
03/17/09
WinBloze sux! it's full of bugs
when will Billy pull the plug?
Security is ever lax
but at least there is no Apple tax
I hate iPhones, yes I do
I even hate the macbook too!
It won't run crysis, it will not blend
When I type "F1RsT!" it will not send
I love to troll, that's what I do
when I rickroll, the joke's on jew!
OH NOES! The banhammer, it's drawing near
but wait... it I do not fear
My facebook account will let me last
Without an approval, I can post real fast
and when that gets banned, I'll make another
for nothing can stop the troll. YO' MOTHER!
03/17/09
Now if only I could magically raise Apple's stock prices by the same percentage...
03/17/09
Well done. Shame Seuss never lived to blog about Macs...
I will not use them with iChat
I will not use them with my cat
I will not use them with iWeb
But I will diss them in this thread.
I will not use them with iLife
I will not use them with my wife
I will not use them while in bed
But I will diss them in this thread
I will not use them with the snobs
who wish their name was Mr. Jobs
I will not use them to watch TED
But I will diss them in this thread.
I will not use Garageband to track
I will not spend $200 for black
I will not use the built in cam
But I will diss it, Frigg I am!
03/17/09
Apparently, for that you'll have to appear with Cramer on CNBC.