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    All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)

    Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made
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    Image of Seiven Seiven
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    ahh 2 of my favorite things...Apples and grapefruits
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    Wait until you see the Linux girls...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    Now I dont feel so bad about my "Suit jacket only cuddling my Dell while balanceing my spreadhseet" pics.


    Business runs on Win. ;)

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @Curves: Maybe it's the time of day, maybe it's the mood I'm in, or maybe it's this Tropicana orange juice (more like fresh-squeezed than most comparable brands!), but that sounds way hotter.
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    Image of citizen024 citizen024
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    they have clothes on- why nsfw?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/08/09

    @citizen024: "It's okay, boss. They have clothes on!"
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    None of them have MacBook Pro shaped burns on their thighs.


    FAIL.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    Girlz cost $$ dude.


    THOSE girlz are where the $$ is, not at CES.

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    The do not want to be harassed by nerds.
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    Image of alexvanduyn alexvanduyn
    01/08/09

    @ScottRose: But nerds can buy them the bling they crave, then fix it when it's boot drive crashes!
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    Image of j05hu4 j05hu4
    01/08/09

    @Alex Van Duyn: As with all species: nerds provide the food, jocks provide the genes.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @j05hu4: But then, if only jock genes proliferate, won't this slowly undo the nerd caste of society that provide the means of production and technical know-how? Could we have a nerd/jock hybrid? Can't we???
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: If you recall "Revenge of the Nerds", the very sharp Louis Skulnick explained to Betty Childs that while jocks chase their balls all day, nerds thinks about sex.


    All day/all night. And it pays off. In a big way. Take my word on this.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    Oh for cryin out.. Why does it have to be youtube..
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    All of the Mac girls I've ever seen/met are hot. I don't care what "facts" or "evidence" or "LOLz fanboy" anyone has in response. This is what I firmly believe to be true.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Hot and stupid generally go together. Hence their use of Crappentosh hardware. = Logical Proof For You.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @ScottRose: Au contraire, good dou, I mean sir. Hot is the cumulative effect of pleasing physical and metaphysical attributes. I know of one in this forum who provides the perfect case in point. Now, away with thee pundit!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I still have a crush on Ellen Feis.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: metaphysical = not real
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/08/09

    @ScottRose: I know a certain someone who completely disproves your hypothesis.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @Xeno: I was going for the "mental" portion, the part you can't see, but just as well experience.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Ah, in concurrence, the punditry will precipitate into shrinkin'.
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    Image of ALT ALT
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Is that a very roundabout quote from snatch?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @ALT: No. Bullet-tooth Tony wouldn't approve of such a thing.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: It's because lots (but not all) people who buy Macs are buying into the whole iPod-ish "hip" culture. Thus, they are more likely to be fashion and appearance-conscious. It's the whole Justin Long vs John Hodgman thing, albeit slightly less exaggerated.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: What we need is feedback from this certain someone to back up my statement!
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    Image of Reil: Lifehacker Ninja Stars Reil: Lifehacker Ninja Stars
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: And all the mac girls I've seen are inept one some level with technology. Doesn't mean either of us are necessarily correct. =p
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/08/09

    @Reil: You are just describing women in general. (Runs away)
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I stand by my initial statement.


    So, in short: lalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalala

     Reply
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    Image of aprather aprather
    01/08/09

    In reply to All The Gadget Booth Girls Who Are Not at CES (NSFW)
    The old bait and switch!!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/08/09

    @aprather: What's the switch?
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    01/08/09

    In reply to Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made
    Then, they are sent to Subway where they completely negate any healthful veggies you've added to your sub.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    01/07/09

    In reply to Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made
    I never, ever buy precooked bacon; the drippings are far too useful. Now, if only I could buy bacon drippings in quarter-pound sticks, I'd be a happy guy. A guy waiting for a septuple bypass, but happy nonetheless.


    DAMN YOU, HOTEL! DAMN YOU AND YOUR STINKING 'NO COOKING IN THE ROOMS' POLICY!

     Reply
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    Image of KanSer KanSer
    01/07/09

    In reply to Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made
    Fuck factory farming! Buy local bacon!


    Is anyone not freaked out at all by this fucking video??? Jesus, people, look at this!

     Reply
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/07/09

    @KanSer: I keep telling my neighbors in Apartment 833 exactly the same thing, and yet, they continue to threaten to have me evicted.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/07/09

    @KanSer: Fuck factory farming?


    Where is this fuck factory? Is it a factory or a farm? Or do the fuck factory workers farm after fucking? Perhaps it's a farm that grows fuck factories.


    But that doesn't make sense. I mean - I've been called "The Fuck Factory" but I've never been to a farm.


    Okay. That last part isn't true. I've never been called "The Fuck Factory"; I've been called "fucker" and "C+C Music Factory". Not "The Fuck Factory" though.


    I think I'll name my kid "Fuck Factory". It's better than calling him "Apple".

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    Image of SirDrinksalot SirDrinksalot
    01/07/09

    In reply to Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD THEY STOP USING PUNS ON THAT SHOW!? Only the FRENCH like puns.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/07/09

    @SirDrinksalot: Are you bacon them to stop?
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    Image of sighlent sighlent
    01/07/09

    In reply to Sick of CES? Then Check How Bacon Is Made
    So glad I don't eat this stuff.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/07/09

    @sighlent: I'm glad you don't either. Lower demand = lower price = more for me!
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