It's 2011 and There Are Still Magic 8-Balls?

I don't care if this one bounces. The magic 8-ball has no place in our times as a form of novel entertainment. Just get a damn app for your smartphone. [Book of Joe] » 4/26/11 6:20pm 4/26/11 6:20pm

Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers

We've searched far and wide, and at long last, we've found a phone that won't make any pesky normal phone calls. OK, technically it won't make any phone calls, but let's not harp on details. » 3/16/09 5:00pm 3/16/09 5:00pm

Kill Shot Pillow From Keetra Looks Bloody Comfortable

It's called The Great Slumber, or just Bloody Puddle, a pillow that looks like you took one too many bullets to the head. The site says it will be for sale soon, though something tells us it won't be ready in time for Christmas. Which is all for the best: God knows what would happen if your grandma walks into the… » 12/19/07 10:43am 12/19/07 10:43am

Mr. White Collar Gives You Three Insults in One

Any way we look at it, this Mr. White Collar Calvaire Pen Holder and Message Stand leaves us nonplussed. WTF? Is this supposed to insult black people, christians, white collar workers, racists ... everyone? While it does offer a place to hold one pen and helpfully includes a pad on which you can write messages, we're… » 12/03/07 11:44am 12/03/07 11:44am

USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand Instead of a Ringtone?

Before you click the Play button above, we'd like to apologize for the obnoxious noise this USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand makes. Turn your sound down, trust us. Place your cellphone in the slot next to this USB- or battery-powered mini-Ferris wheel, and whenever a phone call comes in, it automagically springs into… » 10/31/07 10:40am 10/31/07 10:40am

Light 'Em Up With This Pig Lighter

What's up with these weird smoking accessories lately? First we see the immoral cigarette extinguishing devices (NSFW), and now here's this crazy Pig Lighter that works when you push his goofy little hat back. Suddenly, flames come billowing out his nostrils like he's some kind of angry fire-breathing dragon. And then… » 10/25/07 3:52pm 10/25/07 3:52pm

Cigarette Extinguisher Design Reaches New Low of Moral Turpitude (NSFW)

Just when we thought we'd seen the most horrible and immoral cigarette extinguisher in the world, one of our best and brightest commenters points out yet another example, built in a similar vein but reaching even lower depths of depravity. Honestly, a butthole ashtray (or is it an asstray)? At least it could have been… » 10/19/07 2:30pm 10/19/07 2:30pm

Polly Want a Wireless Doorbell?

What, is this International Doorbell Week? The techno-doorbell scene continues its explosive growth and innovation, and following those two more-sophisticated MP3 doorbells we showed you earlier this week, this Chinese Recordable Parrot Wireless Doorbell approaches the realm of the absurd. This cheapshit $22 plastic… » 10/18/07 9:45am 10/18/07 9:45am

HipDisk Musical Instrument, the Hula Hoop of Your Nightmares

As if the world needed yet another weird musical instrument, Danielle Wilde has created the hipDisk, a pair of doughnut-shaped platters activated with a series of movements that might be quite attractive with the right person doing them. The idea incorporates not just one of these noisemakers, but duets, trios,… » 7/24/07 8:19am 7/24/07 8:19am

NOW Watch is Always Right

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, but this watch is even more accurate: It's always right, because when someone asks you what time it is, just show them its face prominently displaying the word "NOW." But wait a minute, this is a fake watch. Damn. But you can't argue with its correctitude. For your humorless… » 7/16/07 12:15pm 7/16/07 12:15pm

Hymn Book iPod Case Protects All Your Anthems

Okay all you Apple-worshiping sheep, here's a fitting enclosure for the object of your quasi-religious lust, letting you fold your iPod up into its own mini-hymnal. Designed for 30GB and 80GB iPods, just strap this $31.27 case onto your player and no matter what plagues befall you, all its anthems within will be safe… » 7/05/07 11:28am 7/05/07 11:28am

P40 Tigershark Warbird Ceiling Fan, Piloted by Wrong-Way Corrigan

Who wouldn't want to have a P40 Tigershark Warbird airplane poking through the ceiling, also functioning as a ceiling fan? This $200 prop doesn't include the rest of that WWII hotshot flier, but making up for that is the fact that it only uses the energy of a 75-watt lightbulb. » 5/17/07 2:40pm 5/17/07 2:40pm

It's Not a Book, It's a Pillow

If you've ever awakened with the imprint of a book on your face, you probably wish you'd fallen asleep on one of these pillows that looks exactly like a way-thick textbook. Put one of these pillow/books on your desk and the boss might just think you're bookish enough to forgive you for sleeping on the job. You'd… » 3/27/07 2:15pm 3/27/07 2:15pm

Digg T-Shirt Says 'Bury Me'

Click to viewCan't get enough of Put your plea for diggs front and center with this T-shirt from NerdyShirts. Check out this toolish dude wearing the shirt with his strategically placed laptop and strained expression. WTF is he doing, anyway? One thing's for sure, he's begging to be buried. Not exactly the… » 3/23/07 10:17am 3/23/07 10:17am

Doormat Says Go Away. No, Come In. No....

Here's the classic Go Away doormat with a twist: turn it upside down and it greets your guests with a cheery "Come In." It's not available yet, but will be soon. » 3/12/07 3:00pm 3/12/07 3:00pm

Play Your Chess and Eat It Too

Now you can bake an entire chess set, including the chessboard, and captured pieces can be immediately devoured. Being checkmated isn't so bad any more, because that's when you can go ahead and scarf down the entire chessboard. » 3/02/07 9:02am 3/02/07 9:02am

Hard Drive Enclosure Looks Like a Hard Drive

Okay, so now we're really getting confused. This is a USB 2.0 enclosure for your hard disk, and it looks like a hard disk. So what you're doing is putting a hard disk inside of an enclosure that looks like a hard disk. Is this what's called recursive humor? » 2/16/07 8:46am 2/16/07 8:46am

Goofy Light Switches Might Turn You On

Those Brits are a wacky bunch, decorating with tacky wallpaper and now topping it off with some of the most unusual light switches on the planet. Just turn this pool ball, dolphin or Mini Cooper clockwise to turn the lights on, and as you turn, it adjusts brightness, too. » 2/08/07 8:52am 2/08/07 8:52am