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Photoshop Disasters Hurt My Eyes Beyond Repair

I'm not a Photoshop wizard. I know I do plenty of photobotching myself—guilty as charged, your honor—but unlike these brilliant Photoshop Disasters, I've got to do mine in a few minutes in order to publish news on time, and they don't get published in ads, packages or magazines. My favorite from the gallery: the frontal shot of a model wearing a pearl G-string (which even while it shows no genitals whatsoever and is from Amazon.com, could be considered NSFW by many). Update: How could I forgot the worst Microsoft ad ever? Added. More »

11:00 AM on Thu Jul 24 2008
By Jesus Diaz
82,724 views, 47 comments

Latest by Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Oh yeah, you guys forgot the DS with bigger screens ad. more »

wrongmodo

Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW

So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, "really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a "penis bodybuilding" apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? " More »

7:28 AM on Tue Jul 15 2008
By Jesus Diaz
36,317 views, 70 comments

nsfw

NSFW Video: Topless Wii Fit Lets You Exercise In Front Of Your Computer

Remember Topless Wii and Topless Wii: The Revengening? Well this is different. This is Topless Wii Fit, as inspired by that one underpants video of the Wii Fit girl gyrating around. Like we said, different. Zoo Today has a really NSFW video and a slightly NSFW video. The slightly NSFW video after the jump. Head over to Zoo to see the jiggly jubblies. If you can play Wii Fit looking like this, let us know. More »

7:00 PM on Fri Jul 11 2008
By Jason Chen
104,914 views, 74 comments

Bierstick

Bierstick Requires Busty Girl to Operate

The Bierstick is a syringe for beer. For some reason. It allows to drink 24 ounces in less than two seconds—probably breaking your throat in the process if you are not an expert—and it's FDA-approved for use in swimming pool and lingerie parties. The Bierstick only costs $20, plus the $500 you would probably need to pay for the busty girl in white undies required for it to work properly, according to the photos in the instruction manual. More »

11:10 AM on Mon Jun 9 2008
By Jesus Diaz
67,807 views, 74 comments

Latest by Hello_Newman: Kids today need all these gadgets to get things done. All you need is a 16oz tallboy Budweiser and a bic pen to make the hole in the bottom of the can... more »

world champions

Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record (NSFW)

Think you have what it takes to become a masturbating champion? Can you endure longer than 8 hours and 40 minutes? Because that is what it will take to beat the new record set by both Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato of Tokyo at this year's Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco. The two finalists went "head-to-head" in a competition that finally ended when an exhausted Taneichi gave up, allowing Sato to claim the prestigious title. What was their secret? They were both using the Tenga New Adult Concept line of onanism cups. WARNING!: NSFW gallery after the break. More »

5:30 PM on Fri May 30 2008
By Sean Fallon
76,795 views, 75 comments

Latest by Gary_7vn: on size The French win! Sorry Koreans. A widespread research done by Dr. Gomez de Diego, director of the medical company Andromedical specialised in andrology, in 2001, took into consideration several studies by physicians of different nationalities. He concluded that the average more »

nsfw

The Most Horrifying Playstation 3 Ad Ever Makes Me Loyal to the Xbox 360 for Life (NSFW)

This is the most horrifying ad ever. It's for the Playstation 3, done by the geniuses at TBWA\Wien in Vienna, Austria. I don't know if it ever ran anywhere, but it's definitely a legit Sony advertisement. You don't want to see it, trust me. Look, I won't even tease it, I'll tell you what it is so you don't have to look at it. It's a guy who has a thumb for a penis. There, I told you what it is and now you won't have to look for yourself. But you will, won't you? And you'll regret it. But I warned you. Never say I didn't warn you. And yes, this is NSFW if you haven't figured that out already.
Update: Sony says this isn't an official ad, so it may be a concept whipped up by TBWA. We're looking into its actual origin and will let you know. More »

12:20 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Adam Frucci
91,987 views, 166 comments

Latest by n/a: Fire Adam Frucci. more »

stupid or funny?

Asian Blogstar Flames Back Apple, iPhone Fanboys


I have to confess that I still can't get Xiaxue—the amazingly popular Asian blogstar who slammed the iPhone in favor of a Chinese knock-off earlier this month. At first I told Matt that I thought she was a completely dumbtastic bozo but, after seeing this, I think she may be the biggest toe-curling comedy genius since Ricky Gervais. There's something awkwardly funny about her reply to the Apple fanboys' flaming that made me laugh out loud. Wait until the end of the video and everything will make sense. Kind of. What do you think? Stupid moron or comedy genius? (Update: I just saw the previous episode on her series, a NSFW six-minute visit to a sex shop, including her take on toys and penis extender systems. She's definitely funny.) More »

6:00 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By Jesus Diaz
13,335 views, 86 comments

Latest by ninjatales: Where's my 2nd post? more »

wrongmodo

Butt Butt Water Butt Is Buttugly Rain Tank for Treehugging Buttburglars

The Butt Butt, a rain-collecting 56-gallon water tank with a tap up its crack brings to us all the wrong (tubgirl) images, which makes it even worse than the alien sex doll, the mechanical singing urinal, and Spongebob's butt thermometer, although perhaps not as wrong as the Jesuswitch. "Buyer" Camilla Kaylee gives it five stars, however, saying that she has had "nothing but compliments from everyone who has seen it," so we are going to ignore our interior decorator instinct and spend the $180 for one at once. [Evengreener via Nerd Approved]

1:10 PM on Tue Apr 15 2008
By Jesus Diaz
10,504 views, 21 comments

Latest by StarChaser Tyger: @shamoononon: Yup. more »

thank giz it's friday

10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong (NSFW)

Rejoice! The week is at an end. You have worked hard and now it's high time you got to relax and enjoy a "Thank Giz It's Friday" roundup of gadgets that are pointless, vulgar, confusing and (in some cases) scary. If you find yourself saying "I have that!" a number of times while perusing the following gallery, it might be a good idea to sort some things out with a trained professional. More »

Feature

4:00 PM on Fri Apr 11 2008
By Sean Fallon
256,030 views, 47 comments

Latest by vote Obama: @lafond66: vagitarians? more »

inappropriate leds

LEDs Go Where No LEDs Have Gone Before: Buckle Up Guys (NSFW)

Believe me guys, the innocuous image of LEDs posted at the top of this article is merely a front for the glory that awaits you in the video after the break. This juvenile delight comes to us courtesy of AudioJunkies after their visit to this year's Spring Break Nationals at Daytona Beach. One can only wonder where she was hiding the battery. More »

9:00 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Sean Fallon
82,842 views, 104 comments

Latest by n/a: Ok 3 things.FIRST those are not LEDs they are SMDsSECOND to all those that say "wheres the battery" where do you think it is? Do you honestly think it takes a pack of D cells shoved up her twat or more »

wrongmodo

Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

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1:00 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Jesus Diaz
46,091 views, 43 comments

Latest by DJTripleRRR: Hmm 3 love holes? Invite your friends to join in if you get bored? more »

nsfw

iWash Does Not Clean Your iPhone at All

Blond, leopard print bikini, splashing water, iPhone, video—what else do you need to know? Take the NSFW jump for the naughtiest iPhone cleaning you have ever seen. More »

12:45 AM on Mon Mar 10 2008
By Haroon Malik
31,016 views, 32 comments

nsfw

Oral Sex Light Illuminates Your Dongle

The product is called the Oral Sex Light. We're not too sure much of an explanation is needed, but if you still don't get it, there's a completely NSFW explanation image after the jump. More »

11:30 PM on Sat Feb 16 2008
By Haroon Malik
82,857 views, 66 comments

nsfw

HDTV and Media Center Extender Contest Runner Up Gallery (Some NSFW)

As promised, here are the runners-up to our HDTV and Media Center Extender contest. As you can see, we have some entries that maximize the seductiveness angle or maximize the lousy gadget angle, but our winner poses the best combination of the two. But that's not what you're here for. You want the boobies. The only thing that stops you is the jump. There's one thing we can safely conclude: Giz Readers definitely have some major hotties for girlfriends. More »

6:00 PM on Thu Feb 14 2008
By Jason Chen
57,421 views, 54 comments

Latest by kEiThZ: Admit it. The chick with the floppy disk and GWB....you'd drop your gadget if she came around. more »

retromodo

Very NSFW Video: Topless/Bottomless Dreamcast

If you enjoyed the original topless Wii video or the more recent, even hotter sequel, then you are probably the type to get a kick out of this semi-nude rendition of Samba de Amigo on the classic Sega Dreamcast. Live it up, pervs. Today is your day. Hit the jump for the full NSFW action.

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12:20 PM on Sat Jan 26 2008
By Mark Wilson
71,765 views, 48 comments

nsfw

Very NSFW Video: Beautiful Topless Girl Playing Wii - Part 2

If you enjoyed our last NSFW Wii Bowling video, you'll definitely enjoy this one. Here's the lesson you budding amateur photographers should take away from this. Step 1: find a beautiful woman. Step 2: Find a Wii. Step 3: Capture said woman playing Wii. Watch as the money rolls in. NSFW Video after the jump. More »

5:00 PM on Fri Jan 25 2008
By Jason Chen
276,820 views, 139 comments

profanity

Why You Have to Manually Type F-U-C-K On Your Cellphone (Mildly NSFW)


A. It makes you a better, politer person, savage. B. Because predictive text was invented by British dudes, at least according to this hilarious clip by (British) comedic duo Armstrong and Miller. Of course, the first thing I do when I get a phone is totally program it to only offer up dirty words. [via core77]

1:30 PM on Fri Jan 25 2008
By matt buchanan
10,930 views, 26 comments

software

Here Comes the Greatest iPhone Webapp Ever

Maxim Magazine isn't usually known for their software engineering efforts (though I know for a fact that software engineers love them despite of this), but their iPhone weather checker takes the cake. And by cake, we mean boobs. Lots of boobs. Every time you refresh your weather, you'll get a new "hometown hottie" from Maxim's extensive archives. Sure, the default weather app can give you the temperature and tell you if you need to wear a jacket, but it's a little short on the "rub-one-out-o-meter". [Maxim (NSFW) - Thanks Reed!]

5:01 PM on Wed Jan 23 2008
By Jason Chen
15,628 views, 22 comments

Latest by cdawson2000: Wow, I thought my budcase was my favorite iphone accessory! It can't compete with this! I can't wait until the dev kit is released! Bet we will see all kinds of cool stuff. -C more »

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