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    iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    Wow, she is purdy.
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    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    Cafepress.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    So my wife came home the other day and she said, "You know what? My underwear is a lot like my iPhone." And I said, "Well, why is that honey?" And she said, "Cause I really wish I could switch to another service provider."


    *rimshot*

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    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: *rimjob*


    fixed.

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    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: and ps


    you better make sure she isn't roaming other networks.

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    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Just tell her that you're big in Japan.
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    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: I don't think it will work. At first she was attracted to my edge. And when that wasn't enough, I grew up, started pulling down 3Gs right and left. I started doing more things, did a better job of figuring out where I was going. I even slimmed down, while making the important parts bigger, if you know what I'm saying. Started dressing up, got a little color. But at the end of the day she's still trying to sprint off somewhere else. Even if I tried to tell her, I'm not sure if she could hear me now. Not good.
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    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    Try to load illegal apps and you will be LOCKED OUT.
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    05/05/09

    @Curves: unless its jailbroken... i have no idea what that can mean but im just gonna throw it out there
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    05/05/09

    @Wilky_McBadass: Don't you mean Jailbaiting?
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    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    You guys should check this out...best iPhone rant ever!


    [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net]

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    05/05/09

    @Complexified: No thanks.
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    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: No but really, you've probably never heard of that guy, and he's hilarious.
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    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: That's fine. The URL alone is enough to make me not want to go there.
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    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: No but seriously. OMG! This guy's so crazy. He just says whatever he thinks and stuff!
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    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Yeah, Bush said whatever Cheney thought, and look where that got him!


    Er wait, is that the same?


    Anyway, so, you know. Fuck the iphone rant. Because, he's probably some Nokia lover fellating everyone he can to get some phone that really kind of sucks into the hands of others because he says so.

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    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: No seriously, OMG! that guy is hilarious!


    Ha Ha Ha.

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    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    ...and where's the one with the Slide to Unlock in the back?
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    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: That requires the use a proprietery adapter...alcohol.
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    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Unfortunately the Village People have already patented those.
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    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: Really? You needed to figure out how to make a gay joke out of an anal sex reference and you came up with The Village People? That's the best you got?


    REALLY???

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    05/05/09

    @youbastid: Your iPanties are in a wad.
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    Image of brohken brohken
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    OMFG a pair of underwear that refers to the iPhone! Quick! Post this on Gizmodo it's definitely about gadgets and soooooo funny!
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    05/05/09

    @brohken: i bet you're probably real mad you clicked through and then even took the time to comment on this worthless post.


    don't forget to visit our sponsors!

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    05/05/09

    @brohken: next up: panites fail: android thong
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    05/05/09

    @robot-shmobot: Better have a cupcake on it!
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    05/05/09

    @Toastie: As long as the frosting doesn't taste like shit.
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    05/05/09

    @brohken: its a hot girl in her undies. and youre complaining? to each their own i suppose...
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    05/05/09

    @glassdevaney: hot girl wasn't there before.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    They don't need to be slid. They can be just pushed to one side..
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    05/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®:


    [instantrimshot.com]

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    Image of Complexified Complexified
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    This iPhone crap is really getting ridiculous!!
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    05/05/09

    @Complexified: +1


    iThis, iThat, iDon'tGiveAFuck

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    05/05/09

    @SJRNWT: please call the waaambulance when you get a chance.
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    05/05/09

    @ALT: Please call the Apple fanboy hotline when you get a chance.


    Apparently they're now playing voice clips of Steve Jobs on the hotline on a loop, maybe that will soothe you to sleep.


    //If a girl I was bangin pulled her pants down and had those on, I might just leave and go for another girl. I can't escape fanboys/girls.

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    Image of Wilky_McBadass Wilky_McBadass
    05/05/09

    @SJRNWT: You know that once the panties were off, you shouldnt have anything to complain about
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Wilky_McBadass: Unfortunately, that is not how complaining works. It's like an illness, once you start, you can't stop. If you ignored what had happened before they were off once they were off, then you'd be thinking about it all the way through, until after the fact you would both be lying there and then all of a sudden you'd stare up at the ceiling and say to your self..."WTF? Stupid fangirl," and it would ruin the entire evening and you'd forget about everything that just happened, because all of a sudden all you can think about is how irritating the iPhone is, so you go to the computer and start commenting on Gizmodo about how "over" the iPhone you are, while the girl says "What a dick" and uses her iPhone to call all of her friends and say "You won't believe..." so all of the other girls in town also won't sleep with you, but who has time anyway? There are so many hours in a day, and you have to fit in all that complaining and whinging about this that or the other thing! So you end up old and alone shooting off angry emails to various companies and politicians, complaining about this and shaking your fast at that. Until one day, it's all over, and they place you in a little box and nobody comes, and you don't really notice, but WTF was up with those fanboys anyway.


    So yeah, pretty much no good comes from just complaining.

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    05/06/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: If I could heart you a second time I would.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    quick, someone make a joke about docking their iPhone.
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    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: i can't do it cause i am stuck at work
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    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: You mean like docking your iPod Nano.... zing!
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    05/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: next week we're gonna see if it can be swallowed.
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    05/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: and as much as you hurt me i clicked on the heart
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    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: Remember when the Apple marketing team came up with the amusing disclaimer, "Do not eat the iPod shuffle"


    Can you work that into this joke somewhere?

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    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: And clicking it took all that pain away, didn't it?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake® and You gonna eat that?_Nick: Get a room!
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    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: now my problem isn't the sliding to unlock . . . i just have the darndest time trying to find the home button.
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    05/05/09

    @Con Seannery '09: Illegal in 1 Giz: She definitely has the sexy Apple form-factor, but I bet her interface is somewhat more complicated.
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