"Nunchuck Lighter-Flashlight Combo Won't Leave You Left 4 Dead"
Try brandishing this at a stranger in a dark alley.
Does waking up hours later after being beaten unconscious only to find your pants around your ankles and said nunchucks buried halfway into your ass count as not being left for dead?
@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: It all depends. If its the lighter half thats lodged in there, open, and you get gassy, yeah, you're left for dead.
If it's the flash light half, and the flash light is strong enough, you're just left highly uncomfortable with a glowing butt. The same kind of feeling you get when someone hooks up a speaker in a fleshlight that makes a really loud sound when you put it in before moving out of your parent's place.
Well, not exactly, you still want to shit your pants after both incidents, but you can comfortably sit down after a fleshlight horn.
@MDevonB: "The same kind of feeling you get when someone hooks up a speaker in a fleshlight that makes a really loud sound when you put it in before moving out of your parent's place."
Sounds like you've had some personal experience in that area...
03/03/09
A good sniper can spot a cherry a mile away.
03/03/09
Try brandishing this at a stranger in a dark alley.
Does waking up hours later after being beaten unconscious only to find your pants around your ankles and said nunchucks buried halfway into your ass count as not being left for dead?
03/03/09
If it's the flash light half, and the flash light is strong enough, you're just left highly uncomfortable with a glowing butt. The same kind of feeling you get when someone hooks up a speaker in a fleshlight that makes a really loud sound when you put it in before moving out of your parent's place.
Well, not exactly, you still want to shit your pants after both incidents, but you can comfortably sit down after a fleshlight horn.
03/03/09
Sounds like you've had some personal experience in that area...
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