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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/13/09

    In reply to Iron Man Quits Hero Biz, Takes Up Apprenticeship as Nutcracker
    IRON MAN: It will crack your nuts!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/13/09

    In reply to Iron Man Quits Hero Biz, Takes Up Apprenticeship as Nutcracker
    A bottle opener/bowl would've been more fitting.
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    Image of egoods egoods
    07/18/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Oh man! Why isn't this class action? After I took the chip the mob planted in my head out I started to think they were tracking me. But then when Hotel California said "you can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave" I knew it was true... The Eagles and Apple are conspiring with the mafia to have me killed. The modeling thing sounds a little far fetched though.
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    Image of madog madog
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Suing the Mafia is akin to suing the Rebel Alliance for blowing up your Death Star.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Plaintiff – "Your honor, exhibit A, a video of Mike Jones’ video."
    *Shows video*

    Judge – "Case, dismissed! Anyone who watches something so Naastay should have his head examined"
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    Image of royoftroy royoftroy
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Most awesome article EVER.. I think the only thing that could possibly be better than this is if his allegations turned out to be true.
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    92BuickLeSabre promoted this comment Edited by royoftroy at 07/17/09 5:54 PM royoftroy was starred royoftroy was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    So this is part "Conspiracy Theory", part "Zoolander", and part "The GodFather"?

    Can I join in on the suit as Apple made me think for over 30 years that the theme to Sesame Street contained the lyric: "Where the are is clean".
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Is this the same guy that sued Barry Bonds? The crazy guy from jail?
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    07/17/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: Nope - This guy wins the crazy lawsuit contest hands down...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
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    Image of KronikFpLiOnYkD KronikFpLiOnYkD
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    If I had a nickle for every time Apple and the mafia bugged my iPods, slowly torchered me, and inserted the words HERPES into my favorite songs...
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    Image of VenomIreland VenomIreland
    07/17/09

    @KronikFpLiOnYkD: You'd be poor. :(
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    no wonder Ponies! hasn't been around today. looks like he's been hard at work.
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    Image of matt buchanan matt buchanan
    07/17/09

    @Nick: My island name is Nicko: Actually, we banned him.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: Again? That's the 3rd time this week. I'm gunna give that boy a whuppin'
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: Can you please unban him. He's curled up in a ball crying worse than I did when I lost my star. And he wants to be my latex salesman's attorney.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: All to all, by my mustard! News Team, Assemble!

    How did this man find us out?
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    Image of secretmanofagent secretmanofagent
    07/17/09

    @Geisrud: Am I allowed to ask what he was banned for? Just curious, he's usually got the star.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: whaaaaa?

    what happened?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/17/09

    @secretmanofagent: Herr Matt is being facetious.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    07/17/09

    @secretmanofagent: Apparently someone played the "Ginger" card.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    07/17/09

    @BoardShortin'_GitEmSteveDave: I think he called Matt a 'ginger' one too many times...
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    Image of jpitsch jpitsch
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    hilarious
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Reminds me of everyone's favorite plaintiff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
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    Image of Jesse in Japan Jesse in Japan
    04/24/09

    In reply to Fighter Pilots Are Absolutely Nuts
    I don't think he's as close to the ground as it looks in the picture. It looks like his wing is practically touching the dirt in the background, but it's hard to judge the distance and I'd say it's more like that his wing is a few feet over of the runway, rather than a few inches over the dirt. Still, pretty crazy.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    04/24/09

    In reply to Fighter Pilots Are Absolutely Nuts
    I've seen planes get in fights with the ground. The ground usually wins.
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    Image of casualrdt casualrdt
    04/24/09

    In reply to Fighter Pilots Are Absolutely Nuts
    I've been closer then that!
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    04/24/09

    @casualrdt: I'm closer to the ground than that right now while I type this!


    Of course, I'm also not in a jet, but that's a minor detail.

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