<![CDATA[Gizmodo: octopus]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: octopus]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/octopus http://gizmodo.com/tag/octopus <![CDATA[An Extremely Brief History of Octopus Gadgetry]]> Today, there is only the coconut. But by my calculations, octopods will invent smartphones in 2.6 million years, give or take. We will be dead, and they will be debating about desktop OSes and mobile app store economies.

[New Scientist via io9]

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<![CDATA[Cyberoctopus Attacked by Steamships]]> Yeah, usually our featured images are photos, but Alex Broeckel's photorealistic rendering—of that all-too-likely scenario that we will soon battle giant robo-octopuses using the power of steam—well, it just made horrifying, paranoia-inducing sense. [io9]

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<![CDATA[Soft Robotics Offer the Automatons Yet Another Way to Take Over the Earth]]> Between this post about "soft robots," those nanotube muscles we talked about earlier this week, and the last scene of Battlestar Galactica, I have no doubt that our future is very robotic indeed.

But what's this "soft robot" thing, you ask? Easy. It's your traditional autonomous robot, with limbs that bend, flex and fit into a variety of places, a la our aquatic friend the octopus. Like the cephalopod, there will also be no hard surfaces or bones, meaning—in theory—this robot will be able to survey the ocean floor with the dexterity as the octopi.

You can see how these limbs work in the video (short commercial to start), as well as how scientists are trying to recreate this organic feat in something artificial as part of a multi-million dollar research effort to explore the world's oceans.

Aside from looking like a Pinocchio dildo, the artificial soft robot limb does sort of resemble an octopus. Robots have long been portrayed as humanoid, clunky, or at the least very mechanical in nature. If soft robotics pans out, it could change that dynamic pretty substantially.

[New Scientist]

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<![CDATA[Octopuses Notice and Prefer High-Def TVs, Unlike Dad]]> Extremely important research is being done in Australia right now, and it's yielding extremely important results: octopuses are officially more technically discerning than about 1/5th of the American public.

Macquarie University's Renata Pronk has discovered that the animals, despite probably not even seeing color, were much more interested in HDTV than in SD, though not for the reasons you might think. The preference, Pronk thinks, comes down to hertz, not pixels. Because of a quirk of their sense of sight, Octopuses may see SDTV as a series of jerky still images, needing the 50/60hz of an HDTV to get the fluid effect that humans enjoy in both cases.

With Christmas fast approaching, this could be the evidence you need to convince a stubborn friend or loved one to finally make the switch. A suggestion: look them in the eyes and slowly, earnestly say, "You're not an octopus. You're better than an octopus." You can't go wrong with that kind of flattery. [Sydney Morning Herald via Slashdot]

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<![CDATA[Tentacle Chandeliers (To Class Up the Place)]]> By artist Adam Wallacavage, these "Pulsatilla" chandeliers are both a bit gorgeous and disturbing. But replace that light bulb with a vagina, and you have at least one Gizmodo writer's ultimate fantasy.

This particular model is sold out, but hit the jump to see more octopus/tentacle chandeliers.

close%20under.JPG.jpeg$10,000

detail%20lit2.JPG.jpeg$8,500

DSC00222.JPG.jpegCollect all three. [gallery via boingboing]

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<![CDATA[Octopus Toy Brings New Meaning to Octopussy]]> Back away from the toy, children. Because its eight "tingling tentacles" aren't meant for alliteration alone. Fully waterproof and ready for the tub, the Screaming O Screaming Octopus Clitoral Vibrator seems like an odd choice to us for one's clitoral vibration needs, but then again, we're not its target sex. If you're interested, it'll run about $20 (or a little under $3/tentacle).

You know who else was an Octopussy? That Roger Moore. [product via shinyshiny]

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<![CDATA[The Shower Octopus]]> As useful as those hanging shower trays are, they can't compare when it comes to the cool factor with this Shower Octopus. Although pricey, the octopus gives you enough arms to hold five bottles in mid-air—something octopuses are known for.

The only thing we'd be concerned about (other than the fact that octopuses have eight legs and this has like twelve) is the bottles slipping through the hooks and onto our feet. That's happened enough already with our clumsy hands that we don't feel like repeating them with this.

Product Page [Uptoyoutoronto (look under bath section) via Nerd Approved]

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<![CDATA[The Octarm]]>

This Octarm makes us think stuff like Dr. Octopus's arms and Japanese Tentacle Hentai are just a few more product revisions away. The octopus like arm can grasp and carry various objects in real world situations without mangling or dropping them. Watch and listen to the NPR-like voice make a bad-ass robot seem like your college 8am calculus lecture.

Robotic tentacles get to grips with tricky objects [New Scientist via Zero Sign]

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