Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye

Charlie White — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:26:36 EST

Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]

Mummified Body Found in Front of TV

Travis Hudson — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:15:59 EST

In another odd story that further proves the fact that too much TV can't be healthy, a 70-year-old man was found dead in front of an extremely loud TV in his home in Hampton Bays, New York. The low humidity in his apartment mummified, or preserved, the body. The man, identified as Vincenzo Ricardo, had not been heard from in over a year, so it begs the question: who exactly paid his cable and electric bill? The plot thickens even more because neighbors reported that Ricardo was supposedly blind. See kids, watching too much TV will ultimately lead to your lonely, blind, mummified demise. –Travis Hudson

Mummified body found in front of blaring TV [Reuters]

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Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye

Mummified Body Found in Front of TV