File this under "things that should be self-evident", but new research has come out showing that the reason people occasionally gouge their own eyes out isn't because they want to have sex with their mother, or due to Christian religious guilt — it's because of psychotic illness.
“I gotta kill Dad,” I told my mom over Christmas. Her eyes widened. “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m not going to have sex with you.” I paused. “I do need to kill you, too, though.”
Some may see LG's latest ad for their LG Secret phone as about as tasteful as softcore porn, with none of the subtleties. We disagree. We'd like to see LG go down this road with all of their products. Especially that Scarlet TV. Just one note from us though: You might want to tone down the Oedipal content a little bit…