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    Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)

    Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward

    New Hipster Affectation: Urban Oil Prospecting (Cardigan Not Included)

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    06/15/09

    In reply to Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
    Hrm, anyone other than me notice a theme with the nose piercing?
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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    06/15/09

    In reply to Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
    sorry for the nip slip,

    fixing it up,

    extra quick.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/15/09

    @Brian Lam: JPEG malfunction?
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    Image of mpjohnst mpjohnst
    06/15/09

    In reply to Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
    Nice cans.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/15/09

    @mpjohnst: Ha! Good one.
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    Image of Parapraxis Parapraxis
    06/15/09

    In reply to Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
    sorta sad state of society when half a nipple in an oil painting causes NSFW tags to be thrown up all around...


    not criticizing, just reflecting.

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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    06/15/09

    @Parapraxis:


    Not really. You can at least pretend you're being productive looking at technology in a cubicle, but if your boos peers over your shoulder and sees boob, it's pretty obvious you aren't doing what you're supposed to be doing.


    In most instances.


    There's also the work environment where temporary internet files are searched regularly for content that is typically tagged as NSFW -- oddly enough, for the reason that they aren't typically safe for work.

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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    06/15/09

    @Heliophage: Boss and boob became one word, and unfortunately it wasn't "boobs." I disappoint myself.
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    Image of cdoggoblingbling cdoggoblingbling
    06/15/09

    In reply to Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
    what to fail at posting NSFW....noob
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    Image of bobvilla bobvilla
    06/15/09

    @rougheo: way to fail at english...noob


    :) jk, thats the kinda typo i'd make

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    Image of Vagoo—the epitome of mystery Vagoo—the epitome of mystery
    06/15/09

    @bobvilla:


    I believe that you're actually looking for something more along the lines of this:


    "Way(note: capitalization) to fail at English (capitalization)...noob. Just joking, that's the kind of typo I'd make."


    Don't be a pedantic whore unless you can execute the role properly.

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    06/16/09

    @Vagoo-the epitome of mystery: Well, if pedantry is the name of the game here, I think "Just joking" ought to have a semicolon after it.


    Just sayin'.

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    Image of Anonymous816435 Anonymous816435
    06/15/09

    In reply to Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
    With the nipple on the front page, it's too late for NSFW tag don't you think?
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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    06/15/09

    @Anonymous816435:


    My thoughts exactly. It's like "hey, bee-tee-double u, if you're at work, don't look at what you just saw"

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    Image of DefineStatutory DefineStatutory
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    Thank God...I've been trying to find the little man in the boat for years.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/10/09

    @DefineStatutory: Thank you for at least searching for him. I feared he was lost at sea.
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    Image of Ibelieveinsandwitches Ibelieveinsandwitches
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    Its not about size, its about the motion of the ocean.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/10/09

    @Ibelieveinsandwitches: but it's not even ocean.
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    Image of elementary elementary
    06/10/09

    @Nick: All the better. Makes your dinghy seem HUGE!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    Wtf? How are those things as expensive as Ferraris? Sure they are limited production, etc. but still - $250,000?
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    Image of Mr.HandsomePrettyFace Mr.HandsomePrettyFace
    06/10/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: most of the cost comes from getting them out of the bottle
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/10/09

    @Mr.HandsomePrettyFace: Hah! All I can say is, they'd better have darn good ass-warmers for the driver.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    Oh, and to answer your requests for shots from that episode of the Simpsons:
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    Wasn't this also from a Naked Gunn movie? I know they featured something similar as a Captain Hazelwood joke.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    oh noes. billy spilled his drink in the channel. look out for the ice berrrggggsssss
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    For the final course in the test, they should have midgets speed up across their bow and take siege.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/10/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: i believe those are french pilots. that part of the course is skipped.
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    Image of Logan5 Logan5
    06/10/09

    In reply to Tiny Adorable Oil Tanker Makes Pilots Better Trained, Slightly Awkward
    Ha Ha!
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    06/10/09

    @Logan5: It's the largest auto that he can afford.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/08/09

    In reply to New Hipster Affectation: Urban Oil Prospecting (Cardigan Not Included)
    Is my neighborhood "hip"?


    Gentrification got shut down so there's a fair amount of strollers but not many. The top three floors of my building are white and the bottom three are ethnically diverse. We've got a French bistro on the corner, a Socialist jazz bar/coffeehouse 5 blocks away, a haute cuisine restaurant 4 blocks away, and a couple of dive bars.


    Also, until last week, I was bearded. I wear black-rim glasses (think 1960's Mission Control) and carry a WNYC messenger bag with me wherever I go.


    Am I hip enough for this product?

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    Image of Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho
    05/08/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Where do you live, near Courtelyou Rd.?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/08/09

    @misterwho: Newkirk Ave.


    I live on the same street as Philip J. Fry.

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