This Onion TED Parody Has a Dog Eating Apple Pie, and That's All That Matters

I'm sure the new Onion's TED parody is funny, but I was just too impatient to sit through all that talk about how we consume, digest and poop out news even before they are fully written. So I jumped to the end, when a dog eats an apple pie, a moment I've waited to see in detail since they released their series trailer. » 11/28/12 1:16pm 11/28/12 1:16pm

The Onion Profiles a Little Town's World's Largest Website

TheWorlds LargestWebsite.com, located in the center of town and featuring thousands upon thousands of long, scrolling pages of text and images, is an impressive computer-age curio. But to the people of Sunnyvale it's much more than just a roadside attraction: It's a point of pride-and an economic boon-in a corner of… » 4/29/11 9:00am 4/29/11 9:00am

"Blockbuster" Living History Museum Offers Insight Into the Past

I don't want to spoil anything here more than the headline already has, but the visually hilarious Onion News Network has a biting critique of the movie rental chain Blockbuster. We actually like Blockbuster because of our grandfathered unlimited in-store exchanges and two free game rentals a month, but this is still… » 5/13/08 11:30pm 5/13/08 11:30pm