Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Whatever dumbass said April was the cruelest month had clearly never lived in a cold climate during February. This month is terrible, starting with Groundhog Day, which is both kind of mean to a groundhog and almost always a bleak reminder that winter is nowhere near over. Then there's Valentine's Day. » 2/06/15 10:43am 2/06/15 10:43am

Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

There are only a handful of hours left in the work week before you can start prepping for face-stuffing and football-watching on Super Bowl Sunday. This year's big game will feature 44,928 LED lights (which will hopefully stay on), two teams, one Katy Perry, and not a single drone. It's all bound to be entertaining. » 1/30/15 10:01am 1/30/15 10:01am

Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

You know how in 1997's Batman and Robin Mr. Freeze shows up and starts blasting everyone with his weird blue ice and making bad puns? I feel like that happened in America this week, somewhere, and we just haven't found out about it yet. What I'm trying to say is it's frigggggggggin cold out. Also I get the films of… » 11/21/14 4:12pm 11/21/14 4:12pm

Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Hello! How was your week? Did you bend your new iPhone in half with your bare hands? Apple would like you to keep your phone-bending to a minimum. But not me! Rigid phones are so 2000 and late, and you are avant-garde, dear reader. I'll send spare Ello invites to anyone who can twist their new phone into the shape of… » 9/26/14 4:24pm 9/26/14 4:24pm

Let's Talk About Whatever You Want Right Now

Well, friends, we made it: Tomorrow is the longest day of the year. That's right, it's all downhill from here. But there's also one important byproduct of the start of summer: Tonight is also the shortest night of the year, which opens the door for an entirely different level of revelry and indulgence. » 6/20/14 4:36pm 6/20/14 4:36pm