OpenOfficeMouse Is An 18 Button Freak, But I Want ItRosa Golijan11/06/09 4:19pm156EditPromoteGo to permalink18 programmable buttons. E-I-G-H-T-E-E-N! Forget the 512k of flash memory, analog Xbox 360-style joystick, basic scroll wheel and whatever-else-is-in-there. 18 buttons! Yes, I'm a button lover. Yes, I just had an orgasm. And yes, I will waste $75 on this.