<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Optimus]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Optimus]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/optimus http://gizmodo.com/tag/optimus <![CDATA[ Nikkai OLED Buttons Are Like Little Scraps of Optimus ]]>

For those who don't need a whole keyboard full of OLED buttons, Nikkai is showing off standalone units at CEATEC. The buttons are bulkier than anything on an Art Lebedev product, and seem to have three input states: depressed, tilted left and tilted right (or up and down, depending on orientation) which makes makes for what amounts to a highly versatile and communicative switch. A second type of button is a simpler in/out configuration, albeit with a larger screen.

I'm sure there's a highly practical application for such technology, but for the demonstration Nikkai just built them into a giant, OLED-infested control panel that looks to have been ripped from the basement of the Kremlin, circa 1985. Despite being too big to integrate into a traditional keyboard, the buttons will likely shine in the hands of DIYers if they're ever made available to consumers. [Akihabara]

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:10:00 EDT John Herrman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057266&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Art Lebedev Design for the Rest of Us: Pixelated Mouse-Pointer Fridge Magnets ]]> When they're not designing $1,500 OLED keyboards or hot WiMax phone concepts, it's good to know the guys over at Art Lebedev Studio like to keep the common folk in mind, sometimes. The common folk who will like to pin up printouts of Gizmodo posts to their fridge with these pixel-art mouse-pointer magnets. They're about 2.5-inches tall and will run you $4 in the Art Lebedev store. [Art Lebedev via Pocket Lint]

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Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:20:00 EDT John Mahoney http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5056184&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The First US Optimus Store Is a Kiosk in NY ]]> Optimus' first offline retail location in the US has just been opened in New York, but unlike their gigantic Optimus Maximus keyboards, their meatspace location is tiny. Locals can run down to the RCS Computer Experience on 575 Madison Ave. and E 56th Street to try out an Optimus Maximus for themselves, or to check out many of the other various computer accessories they carry. In a sense, it's good that they're starting slow rather than to go through what Gateway stores did in the early '00s (and Dell kiosks did recently). Now those were some bad decisions. [Optimus Blog]

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Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:20:00 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035574&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Keyboard Gets Coffee Bath, Apparently Survives ]]> It was only a matter of time. This image popped up on an Optimus Live Journal group, showing the sad results of a clumsy morning with a steaming mug and a $1,600 Optimus Maximus keyboard, which is one place we didn't take our review—yet. Not much info on what happened or whether this was a planned test, but the poster says it survived the "first recorded coffee spill thanks to the construction of the upper tray." Phew. [Live Journal]

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Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:00:00 EDT John Mahoney http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032031&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Pultius is a Leaner, Meaner, 15-key LED Pad ]]> Fresh from the Optimus blog is the Optimus Pultius which shrinks the Optimus Maximus down to 15 keys, and is meant as an add-on to your existing keyboard setup. It's expected to be available at the end of 2008 or early 2009. No word on pricing, but hopefully a 30 year mortgage won't be a requirement. [Optimus Blog]

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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:18:00 EDT Adrian Covert http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027555&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Art Lebedev's Optimus Popularis Keyboard Gets Its First 3D Mockup ]]> We learned that Art Lebedev was planning a new, smaller and "cheaper" addition to the Optimus keyboard lineup with the "Popularis" a while back—but the mockup was basic to say the least. While no new information has been released, we do have a brand new, detailed, 3D mockup to drool over. [LiveJournal]

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Fri, 30 May 2008 16:21:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394357&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Art Lebedev Plans "Popularis" Optimus Keyboard Priced Under $1000 ]]> Art Lebedev has unveiled plans for a new addition to the Optimus keyboard family with a keyboard dubbed the "Optimus Popularis." Details are scarce as the device is only a mock-up at this point—but we do know that it will be shorter than the Maximus, and it it will not use OLED screens to save cash. Instead it will be based on a "totally different principle" (ooh, mystery principle!). Naturally, no release date has been unveiled, but look for it to retail under $1000. [LiveJournal]

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Tue, 20 May 2008 16:28:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392174&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ten Things You Need to Know About the Optimus Maximus Keyboard Hardware ]]> It's been three months since we first got a true hands on with the Optimus Maximus OLED keyboard at CES, and we've had plenty of time to experience this innovative gadget by blogging with it full time over the course of three weeks. And by logging hours and hours with the keyboard—much like you would if you purchased one—we've come up with ten things you need to know about the Optimus Maximus keyboard's hardware.

optimus3.jpg1. It's not meant for a lot of typing. There's no way you're buying this $1500 keyboard for typing. If you wanted the best typing experience, there's plenty of boards from Microsoft or Logitech or Apple that are better suited (and protect your wrists better). No, you want this because of the shortcuts it'll let you see and the customization it'll let you perform. The individual keys are loud and clacky, which is not great for people who prefer scissor switch or membrane type keyboards. There is a decent amount of feedback when you press a key, however, and it springs back nicely. It's just not a keyboard you'd pick out to type 100+ WPM with.

No, if you do a lot of typing, you want to have two keyboards. One for typing, and the Optimus off to the side for button presses and shortcuts and gaming and the stuff that the Maximus was made for.

2. It works. Each key has a display on it, each display is bright like you'd expect, and each display is customizable. Not only can you pick what's displayed on each key (the whole point of this thing), you can customize what each key does when you press it. As of now, you can execute an AppleScript, Shell Command, trigger Expose, and open a file.

3. You can make the keys display ANYTHING. As long as you have an image, you can customize the display to show anything you want. Static images are fine, but if you wanted to, the keyboard can even support GIFs or MOVs. Play back a movie on your keyboard!

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4. It's heavy and big and wide. This is not a small keyboard. This is probably the heaviest, biggest, and sturdiest keyboard we have ever used. If you heard an intruder in your house and you wanted to decide between a bat and the Maximus, it'd be a tough decision. Then again, unless that was a signed commemorative bat, you should probably leave your $1500 keyboard be.

5. It's not wireless. Sorry folks, this thing is wired. Not only is it wired to your computer, there's an AC adapter wire as well. Double wired, you might say.

6. The OLED display doesn't fill up the entire key. Those early renders of the Optimus keyboard aren't accurate. There's a small display embedded in every key, but they're all the same size. It takes up a good 85% of a normal key, but when you get to Shift, Enter, or Space, it's noticeably smaller. Not a huge deal, but if you were hoping to get a huge stat readout of your computer on the Space key, you're out of luck.

7. It comes in four models. Because the keys are interchangeable, you can actually buy them one at a time, or only have some of the keys be OLED display enabled. There's four versions now, one with only the space bar active ($462), one with the 10 side function keys active ($599), one with the 47 regular QWERTY keys active ($999), and one with all 113 keys active ($1564). It's up to you which one you like, but you should at the very least get the 10 active key set.

optimus4.jpg8. It's not plug and play. When you plug in the Maximus, all you get is a standard keyboard. To get fancy actions, images, or animations going, you're going to have to program them in yourself. Not a huge deal for the hardcore users, but be aware that you'll have to spend a few hours getting used to the system, setting things up, and digging up images to go with whatever actions you want to perform.

9. It's heavily customizable—or at least it will be. Despite the previous target date of April for the final version of the software, it's only at version 0.591 now. There are instances of announced features on their Optimus Blog that haven't made it into the beta versions yet. This means a lot of features—like being able to simulate any series of keys when you hit a button—are still missing. Not to mention that the software currently has a memory leak and balloons up if left alone for more than a day. Quitting and restarting fixes it.

10. You probably shouldn't buy it yet. Even though Art Lebedev is currently taking orders for the keyboard, you should wait until the final release of the software is out. At the very least, wait for them to reach 1.0 and add in all the basic functionality they've been promising. This shouldn't take more than a few months. After that, if you're worried about how expensive the Maximus is, you can wait for the price to drop. Chances are that it won't drop too dramatically, but $1564 is a high price to pay for a normal user.

However, if you're in production or art and really need this for your work, you can go ahead and grab it now. $1500 is easily expensable, and if it helps your productivity by even a small percent, it's totally worth it. [Optimus]

Note: When the software version hits 1.0, we'll do another software oriented look at this keyboard.

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:00:00 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381011&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Next Gen Optimus Maximus Details: Sub-$800, One-Screen and Raised Keys ]]> Apparently, when Jesus called Art.Lebedev's Optimus Tactus keyboard "Optimus Retardus" for its lack of physical keys, the design team listened. Or not. Either way, Lebedev's latest plan is to indeed make a visual keyboard with just one full-color screen as opposed to many tiny ones. But it will overlay physical transparent keys (like on the Upravlator). In the end, you'd actually have a hard time noticing that each key isn't its own display. The goal is to get this thing into production by year's end, and to sell it for under $800—a bargain by Art.Lebedev standards. Later, the dudes will move to E-Ink or e-paper for lighter, wireless keyboards. [Optimus Project]

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Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:15:44 EDT Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=370167&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Art Lebedev Designing Wireless Optimus Mini 3 3.0 ]]>
Art Lebedev and his Lebedevites are hard at work designing a follow-up to the Optimus Mini 3, a smaller, three-buttoned version of the Maximus keyboard we saw at CES. Here's what they're thinking: wireless, possibly Bluetooth, maybe AC-powered. People use this to control PowerPoint presentations (good idea, you can see what's coming up before others do) and would like to have it not tethered to the computer. No actual renders of prototypes yet, but Art says they're coming soon. [Optimus Blog]

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Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:57:10 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366174&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Keyboard Now Shipping (At Last!) ]]> It's a day some of us never thought would come. Art Lebedev's Optimus Maximus OLED keyboard is finally shipping to everyone who pre-ordered it. Icing on the OLED cake, the Configuator software is available now, too. If you bought one w/ passive keys, you've still got another month though. [Optimus Project]

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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:00:16 EST matt buchanan http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359299&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Keyboard on eBay Already ]]> We got our hands-on with the Optimus Maximus OLED keyboard back at CES, but now you can get your own on eBay. What? Apparently some guy received one of the earlier shipments of the keyboard (the one with unfinished software support) and is now hocking it. It's unclear which model this one is (we think it's the $1500 one, though you should email the seller to be sure), but if you can manage to get it for less than cost, this is a cheap way to grab an Optimus for yourself. [eBay]

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Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:55:06 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=350257&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Foxconn and United Keys Bring OLED Keyboards This Summer on the Cheap ]]> The only complaint we have with the Optimus Maximus display-changing OLED keyboard is its price, which is why this news of United Keys and Foxconn teaming up to build their own keyboards is exciting.

Foxconn, if you remember, manufactures many of Apple's iPods while at the same time breaking Chinese labor laws—which to us screams low, low prices. The team-up will bear fruit "as early as summer," bringing keyboards with OLED keys like the one pictured. It's still unclear which name brand company will be contracting Foxconn and United Keys for their technology, but our guess is that all the major keyboard manufacturers (Microsoft, Logitech, Apple and Razor) will get in on their party. Well, maybe not Apple. Either way, expect a keyboard that's slightly less than $1500.

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Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:00:48 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347698&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hands On With Optimus Maximus Keyboard ]]> We've had video and pictures of the Optimus Maximus keyboard, but now we've got the first hands on with the mythical layout-changing input device. Is it as good as all the hype's built it up to be? No. It's better.

The units we got to play with were both fully working—one of which was hooked up to a Mac and the other was running in demo mode. Here's what we think:

• Each key's display is very bright and very crisp.
• The keys aren't too clacky and aren't too soft. A good and happy medium between the old ass IBM clackers and the scissor-style laptop keys.
• Unless you wash your hands regularly (which apparently trade-show attendees do not) the keyboard gets greasy. Very greasy. I need some anti-herpes wipe.
• The shift and caps lock keys were working, and they change the entire layout to CAPS (just as you'd expect). We've got video of this later, but it's very crisp and makes it extremely easy to tell whether or not YOU"VE GOT THE SHIFT KEY HELD DOWN.
• It's extremely customizable. We didn't get to see it here, but you can use the utility to change the background, foreground, and make the whole keyboard rainbow-colored if you so wish.
• It's super responsive hitting the keys as well—absolutely no difference between this and a regular keyboard.
• It feels very solidly made, more so than many other keyboards.
• Taking keys out is fairly easy, and it pops right back into place.

Is it worth $1500? We weren't sure before, but after getting hands-on time with it we're definitely leaning toward a maybe. And if they can lower the price by 50%, then it's a yes. It's one of those things that we'll save up money for and buy after a drunken night out.

We also got to meet Art Lebedev, the guy responsible for the Optimus and many other designs, and we can totally tell that he's on the level and a great guy to boot. In case any of you still thought the Optimus Maximus was vaporware, it's not.

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Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:24:18 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=341896&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Tactus Touch Keyboard Should Be Called Optimus Retardus ]]> While we love touch surfaces, as people who type hundreds of thousands a word each week we know that there is a limit to them: keyboards. Like this Optimus Tactus, an extruded shape/touch surface/keyboard concept by Art.Lebedev. We really like the soon-to-be-released Optimus keyboard Art but, seriously, how often do you type on your computer?

I can imagine that artists, musicians and video editors would like something like this... however, there are solid LCD tablet displays and Tablet PCs on the market already. Experience shows that, for the time being, it's a limited market. Further limiting it to a keyboard replacement could be economically impractical at best, never mind how practical this could be. The issue of the price is the other key here: by the time a touch surface keyboard could be a commercial reality coming from China via Moscow, touch computing from Apple and Microsoft would be so ubiquitous that it won't make sense anymore. [Art.Lebedev]

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Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:55:03 EST Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=338553&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Rumor Smashed: Optimus Keyboard Not Delayed, Was Always Shipping in February [Updated] ]]> We're not sure where Impress.jp got their info that the Optimus Keyboard was delayed until late February '08, because from all the info we've got from Art.Lebedev in the past few months (here and here) says that's the targeted ship date.

The ship date used to be December all the way back in May, so either Impress is late with the postponement part of their story, or they're a bit off. Either way, if you've preordered the keyboard, Art.Lebedev will actually ship you a keyboard in December, but you won't be able to use the firmware because that won't be ready until February. [Impress]

Update: Optimus themselves have updated the situation, saying that standard shipments are still on track for February, but if you want a unit they will deliver it soon (but with only PC software, Mac software won't be ready until late January). Nothing's really changed, but they did explain that the slowness in development was caused by a Philips coprocessor that was so new that they had to work with draft documentation.

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Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:20:33 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=337760&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Keyboard Configurations, Pricing Info Released ]]> Yes, it's true: you can get an Optimus Keyboard for less than $500. There is a catch, however: if you're cheap and spend less than $500, your keyboard will only have one "active button," and it's the space bar. Yeah, weak, I know. But hey, it's "only" $462.27! If you bump it up to $599.01 you get the 10 function buttons on the side active, $999.25 gets you just the letter keys active, and a whopping $1,564.37 gets you all 113 buttons active. So while yeah, there's a cheaper option, it's clearly not worth it. Not that the full version is worth it, but if you're going to waste a lot of money on a keyboard you might as well go all out. You can preorder the Optimus in any of these configs in black or white and you'll get your keyboard in late February. [Product Page]

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Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:41:56 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=327388&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ First Video of the Optimus Keyboard Actually Working and Looking Awesome ]]> We just got some hangtime with Art.Lebedev's non-vaporous Optimus keyboard at the Wired Store in SoHo, NYC, and it is as shiny, pretty and luxuriously pointless as billed. Enjoy the video, then check out our impressions and a gallery:

As you may know, each key is a mini OLED screen, one that can display any character you want (and even the icon of our worthy competitor). As such keys are slightly oversized, but placed together almost too closely, so that typing might get tricky.

Benny our NYC editorial assistant says the effect is subtle: it doesn't look pixelated from an appropriate distance. That said, they don't look like regular keys on a keyboard either, especially when a single key is showing an entire multicolored picture. Benny prefers the picture keys to the letter keys because they letters on black are almost too striking (though that surely can be fixed with a decrease in brightness). We were all disappointed that there were no animated keys. I mean, if you're gonna put tiny screens on every key, why can't I watch a bunch of teeny tiny movies?

Richard, our video pimp, says it feels big like it was "made for seniors" but admits his own zeal at having touched it: "I want one" is his final verdict. Wait till we tell him it costs $1,564. –Video by Richard Blakeley; photos by Nick McGlynn [Optimus Project]


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Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:13:40 EST Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=325615&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Video: Optimus Maximus Changing Layouts ]]> At times it may seem like the Optimus Maximus Keyboard is some sort of mythical creature that is only seen in photographs, but this video illustrating layout changes proves that it does exist, somewhere. Whether or not we will actually see it in the wild one of these days (in the arms of Bigfoot no doubt) remains to be seen. [Livejournal]

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Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:00:02 EST Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=321834&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Keyboard Goes Sub-$500 and Sub-$1000, But Gimped at Launch ]]> The Optimus keyboard team brings good news and bad news today, with word that they're going to have sub-$500 and sub-$1000 models (not just one $1564 keyboard), but the software will not be ready for launch. That's not to say that you'll buy a $500 keyboard that you can't use; it's just "functionally limited," and will get firmware updates every month or so until it gets up to the point where you're getting all the features you were promised. Apparently the keyboard is so popular that the first pre-order lot is completely sold out. However, the first pre-order lot was only 200 units, so it's not that great of an achievement. If that's you, you'll get your keyboard in the latter half of February '08. [Optimus Blog]

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Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:50:30 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=319147&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Keyboard Passes FCC Level Without Cheat Codes ]]> In case any of you still thought the Optimus Maximus was all a big alien autopsy-esque hoax, the fact that the preliminary version of the keyboard just passed FCC testing should be enough to put your doubts on hold. The current status, non FCC-wise, has their OLEDs approved for mass production back in September and arriving in their offices late October/early November (and ship to customers at least a couple months after that)—which means no Optimus for Christmas this year. The Maximus will also ship with a 512MB SD card to store layouts instead of storing them on the PC. Jump for a picture of the Panic Room/special shielded room the FC uses for testing (sans Jodie Foster). [Optimus Blog]

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Mon, 08 Oct 2007 16:46:55 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=308399&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Shipping in White...Whenever it Actually Ships ]]> White is the new black is the new white, as Art.Lebedev anounces the Optimus Maximus is going to be blanco—not negro—at launch. Better or worse? [Optimus Project]

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Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:00:11 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=307729&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Wow, There's Actually a Working Optimus Keyboard in Moscow ]]> Hey, remember the Optimus Keyboard? Yeah, it's still not out, and it's still kind of a joke, but look! They have a real one in Moscow! No other details, and this is probably some sort of $15,000 one-time mockup and they're probably no closer to releasing it, but it still looks pretty neat. [Optimus Project]

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Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:00:24 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=299974&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fairlight $28,000 Xynergi Keyboard Makes Optimus Look Cheap ]]> These $28,000 keyboards from Fairlight aren't made for you, they're designed for media professionals who need different keys for different tasks. It's the world's first "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," beating the full-sized Optimus keyboard to market by a good few months. Of course, that price tag is prohibitive to all but the wealthiest of Giz readers (unless you work at a job where this is necessary), so watch the video after the jump and dream about the day when you can have a keyboard that changes its keys for a reasonable price.

[Fairlight via Crave]

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Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:00:10 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=299271&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Transformer-Themed Bearbricks Protect The All Spark, Steal Food From Campers ]]> Considering that we love Transformers and toys, it's no surprise that we're drooling over these Transformer-themed Bearbricks. The foursome of Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee and Barricade were spotted at this year's Wonder Festival in Tokyo. The specialty toys from Japan come in various themes and colors, and this batch is to commemorate the Transformers Movie. They will be sold in packs of two, with the choice of Optimus Prime/Megatron or Bumblebee/Barricade. Sadly, these are Japan only, selling for 1,890 Yen. [ToysREvil via Hype Beast]

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Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:43:30 EDT Adrian Covert http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=290838&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Gigantic Optimus Prime Birthday Cake Forcefully Removes Socks From Feet ]]> Morgan Valentine, better known as best wife ever, ordered a custom-made Optimus Prime cake for her husband's 30th birthday. The cake was made by Nashville's The French Connection, and has dirt, rocks, grass, plants and an Optimus Prime the size of a toddler. I bet the guy even got sex afterwards. [Flickr via Boing Boing]

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Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:30:04 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=284909&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Why Megatron Will Never Beat Optimus Prime ]]> Megatron, man. What happened to you? Before this Michael Bay movie, you had some balls. You used to turn into a giant gun, or a gun that Starscream could pick up and shoot those goody-two-shoes Autobots with. A giant gun so big that Dirty Harry would have splat like a bug on a 80mph windshield if he had to deal with the recoil. Some kind of crazy f'd up die-cast Decepticon Walther P-38. But no more.

Now look at you.

The build quality is *excellent* and better than the Optimus Prime by Hasbro. I know, you've got batteries and sound effects now. (Still no Biew Biew Biew). And you've got some translucent under-wings that are spring-loaded and neon. And you have a chain-whip/grappling hook, secured to a spring-loaded three-pronged claw. But what's with all the ornate armor? Who redesigned you without asking any of the legions of Transformer fanboys?

You're all frilly. You call them spikes, but it looks like robot lace. And If you're way easier to transform, its because you don't really transform into anything but a frilly fake jet that observes zero laws of aerodynamics. Your wings look like wings on a paper airplane that I made in 3rd grade that crashed into Mrs. Pendleton's boob. Really, all you do to transform is fold out the wings on your back, flip your head up, and put giant spikes onto your arms. And your legs don't really transform into anything, they just sit underneath and back like a duck's while it squats on some eggs. Really. You look like a sissy gundam reject.

SPOILER: Autobots win in your new movie. Sorry, but what do you expect when a Red White and Blue 18-wheeler Cab goes head to head with a transformer that transforms into nothing? Prime is going to kick your ass.
Please go find your dignity and your bullets and turn back into the Megatron we all knew and feared would take over the Earth.

RIP Die Cast Megatron

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Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:37:34 EDT Brian Lam http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=267432&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Transformers Plushies That Actually Transform ]]> This is something we didn't expect. Unlike Optimus Prime, these Transformer gadgets and a crazy Hong Kong man, these transformers plushies don't cut you up when you rub your face on them. If the cartoons in the '80s taught us anything, it's that robot aliens from another galaxy enjoy being used to prop up a woman's ass during intercourse.

Product Page [Kapowgifts via Nerd Approved]

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Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:30:41 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=268251&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Real-Life Transforming Optimus Prime Costume ]]> Our friends over at Everything USB just tipped us off to this real-life transforming Optimus Prime costume from Hong Kong. It's a real costume—there's actually a man inside—that transforms from robot to truck mode without making the wearer bend his spine in three different directions.

The costume looks pretty great and even includes details like the gun and face shield, but check out the guy when he takes off the outfit. Yeah, someone needs to work out some more.

Thanks Ian!

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Mon, 28 May 2007 12:15:11 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=263917&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Keyboard, Pre-order Now ]]> The Optimus Maximus Keyboard can officially be pre-ordered! Be the first guy on your block to have order this new, exciting keyboard with 113 OLED displays. Shipments are anticipated by Dec 1st.

If I had an extra $1564—and a less sensible wife—I'd be on this like something that's really on something else. Really on it.

Preorder Here

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Sun, 20 May 2007 19:06:11 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=261965&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Maximus Keyboard Pre-Order Countdown Begins (Get Yours Saturday) ]]>
As tired as we're getting of this on-again, off-again story, we might as well give you an update on that ambitious Optimus Maximus keyboard, the $1564 piece of vaporware that aims to have an OLED display underneath every key.

Now its Russian makers at Art Lebedev Studio have posted a countdown clock, showing how much time is left until you can pre-order one of the pricey input devices. So when will this bauble really ship?

The company set a ship date for the first 200 keyboards at November 31st of this year, with 200 more rolling out in December, and 400 more in January 2008. The designers are attempting to be completely transparent about their development schedule, but that countdown is also to the time when we can finally see a description and detailed specifications of this expensive keyboard.

Check out the development schedule:
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At these low volumes, perhaps Lebedev should sign and number each one, because they're more like performance-art objects than keyboards.

Optimus Maximus Keyboard [Art.Lebedev]
Optimus Maximus Development Schedule [Art.Lebedev Blog]

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Wed, 16 May 2007 10:35:57 EDT Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=260865&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Keyboard Gets Priced: $1564 ]]> We already knew that we were going to be forking out about $1500 for the Optimus uber-keyboard, but now they've got a finalized number. $1564 (Shakespeare's birthday). Fantastic.

In other news, their updated development schedule has the plastic tooling done by July 10, OLED tooling done by July 16 (they have a new manufacturer), and a fully functional prototype done by early August. After all this is done, they have to go through the certification process by the FCC, but after that, you're free to plop down a grand and a half for this. Oh, and there's only going to be 200 units done by the end of November, another 200 by the end of December, and 400 by the end of January '08. Really crankin' them out, eh boys?

Optimus Maximus Development Schedule [Optimus Bog]

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Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:20:20 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=255880&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Finds New OLED Manufacturer, Is Back on Track for Failure ]]> Oops, excuse my editorializing in the headline, but seriously I have been calling for the failure of this thing for months. Anyway, if you remember, right after CeBIT the OLED manufacturer Optimus was going to use dropped them like a bad habit, but now they have found a super OLED manufacturer who is supposedly going to make the individual displays bigger and badder. Previously, the displays were going to be 32x32 pixels and 9x9 mm, but now the displays will be super- sized to 10.1x10.1 mm and 48x48 pixels. So, if this OLED manufacturer is so awesome, how about a price cut?

Optimus Maximus OLED News [Livejournal]

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Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:40:20 EDT Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=255156&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Mini 3 SideShow Driver Alpha Version ]]> Those of you with the Optimus Mini 3—a.k.a. pretty much the only thing they've ever produced—will be interested in this. Optimus has just released an early alpha version of the Windows SideShow driver. For those unfamiliar with Vista's SideShow feature, hit that link, but basically it's an interface to display Windows Vista Gadgets on an external device.

The driver's alpha, which means all you get is black text on a white background, but the groundwork seems to be there. Pretty soon you'll be pressing buttons like a pro on your Mini 3.

OM3 Windows SideShow driver [Optimus Blog]

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Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:30:07 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=250050&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Update: The Screens Won't Move ]]> Quick update on the Optimus Keyboard project: the OLED keys won't actually move. Instead, a transparent cover over the little screens will press down, keeping the screens fixed in place underneath.

This makes the keyboard seem even less interesting than it was before, and it's gotten down to pretty uninteresting levels at this point. Next they'll announce that rather than OLED screens, the keys will be very small flipbooks.

Optimus Key Prototype from Taiwan [Optimus Project]

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Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:20:00 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248486&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Project Hits Yet Another Snag; We Feign Surprise ]]> optimax_front.jpgFor those of you still interested in the fate of the oft-delayed, might-never-actually-exist Optimus Keyboard, I have some bad news. They've lost their OLED manufacturer, leaving them without anybody to make the little screens that make the expensive keyboard so interesting.

They're gonna keep on truckin' with the development while looking for a new manufacturer, but even more delays are probably inevitable. But hey, were you really planning on spending $1,500 on a keyboard? You just want it to come out so we can get one and post lots of pictures of it, so it's not like this is really that much of a blow to you.

Bad News and Good News [Optimus Project]

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Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:55:30 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=247420&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Art.Lebedev Releases Pics of Newly-Named Optimus Maximus Vaporware Keyboard ]]> It turns out that picture we showed you last week of the Optimus keyboard from Art.Lebedev Studio was not a fake, but was a picture of an actual model of a keyboard that may someday actually ship. The company rolled out its official portraits of the OLED-lit keyboard just before CeBIT opened in Germany, and the gallery includes pictures of the company's trade show booth which is proudly emblazoned with the new name, Optimus Keyboards.

So now the official name of this much-delayed and over-hyped keyboard is Optimus Maximus. Too bad the damn thing will have a maximus price to go along with that naming conceit, spanking early adopters with a $1490 price tag, and now the company is saying it won't be available until December of this year. If ever. Sigh.

Optimus Keyboards [Art.Lebedev]

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Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:00:00 EDT Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=244481&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Real Picture of the Optimus Keyboard? ]]>

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Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:45:00 EST Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=242031&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus 103 Loses a Little Vapor, to Debut at CeBIT ]]> As first reported on Gizmodo, the Optimus 103 is a joke, or so we thought. After more than a year of speculation, mockups and rumors the Optimus keyboard will actually be a reality when it debuts at CeBIT in the coming weeks. CeBIT is a consumer electronics tradeshow held in Germany. The Art.Lebedev guys are hard at work prepping the key sizes and whatnot, but from what it sounds like there will actually be a working model live at CeBIT beginning on March 21.

Optimus Key Modules [Livejournal]

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Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:45:48 EST Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=241584&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Optimus Configurator Screenshots Continue to Tease ]]> The Optimus 103 keyboard is still nowhere to be found—same as when we looked last week, but they've just released a set of screenshots for their bundled configurator.

As you can see, the configurator lets you easily swapout languages, functions, and plugins for each key. We were going to call this vaporware again, but we can't stay mad at you, Optimus. You had us at qwertyuiop[]\.

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Optimus-103 Configurator [Optimus Blog]

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Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:00:01 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=241203&view=rss&microfeed=true