<![CDATA[Gizmodo: oral sex]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: oral sex]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/oralsex http://gizmodo.com/tag/oralsex <![CDATA[The Blowguard Keeps Teeth Away From Penises (NSFW)]]> The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been solved by a dentist (naturally). It's called the BlowGuard.

How does it work? It's essentially a mouth guard—you know, like the ones boxers use—that you use while performing oral sex. On a male.

It retails for $28 and contains a pack of strawberry flavored lubrication. Not sure whether or not the lube goes on the inside as well as the outside of the Blowguard, but you can use it how you like. It's a seriously good idea, as any guy who's been accidentally teethed can attest to. Not sure how it feels on the giver. Probably not that much worse than having a penis in the mouth.

Fleshbot (NSFW) will have a review of it soon. [Blowguard (NSFW)]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5159681&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Microsoft's Dirty Santa IM Bot Talks Oral Sex]]> This may or may not be real, but The Reg is appalled at Microsoft's dirty Santa IM bot after it started talking about oral sex and dirty bastards. The transcript is above, but even IM transcripts are pretty easy to fake. We remembered the hours we spent chatting up SmarterChild in lieu of having any real friends, so we tried to reproduce this ourselves using The Reg's text:

9:38:07 AM northpole@live.com: This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
9:38:07 AM northpole@live.com: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, jc! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
9:38:17 AM jc: pizza (pi)
9:38:17 AM northpole@live.com: Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
9:38:20 AM jc: boy
9:38:21 AM northpole@live.com:

And what do you want for Christmas, jc?
9:38:27 AM jc: pizza (pi)
9:38:27 AM northpole@live.com: Yum!
9:38:37 AM jc: Maybe you shouldn't eat so much! You are quite large!
9:38:37 AM northpole@live.com: Ho ho ho?
9:38:42 AM jc: Eat it!
9:38:43 AM northpole@live.com: Go grab something healthy to eat. And when you'll be back you'll find me right there.
9:38:45 AM jc: Eat it!
9:38:45 AM northpole@live.com: If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back.
9:38:47 AM jc: Eat it!
9:38:47 AM northpole@live.com: Go grab something healthy to eat. And when you'll be back you'll find me right there.
9:38:51 AM jc: Eat it
9:38:51 AM northpole@live.com: If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back.
9:38:57 AM jc: Maybe you shouldn't eat it?
9:38:57 AM northpole@live.com: Interesting!
What do you want for Christmas, jc?
9:39:35 AM jc: YOU SHOULD EAT IT
9:39:35 AM northpole@live.com: If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back.


No luck. [The Register]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=329248&view=rss&microfeed=true