The conspiracy theories are great and it would be lovely if one of them is true -- however my real concern is that there is no conspiracy and this is just another botched space mission.
Then there's that scene at mission control where they're all sitting at long tables with computer monitors and simultaneously realize they have massive, fatal, irreparable failure. Years of work extinguished in seconds. Applause turns to silence. Steely frowns. Clenched jaws. Forensic data analysis begins immediately as someone makes a quick call to cancel the singing clowns.
Maybe the global warming idiots sabotaged it because they were afraid this could prove that they are full of crap. W
We don't really have as much of an impact on this planet as we think we do, we may end up killing our selves off, but the planet will still be here long after we're gone.
Then the aliens will come back and seed a new crop of beings in their image, make a few tweaks, and maybe get it right.
I want a detailed study on the pounds of carbon dioxide and other toxic chemicals that this sucker put into our atmosphere in the name of helping our planet. I always knew those damned greenies were secretly trying to destroy our planet. Oh yes, I am looking at you Bill Nye.
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We don't really have as much of an impact on this planet as we think we do, we may end up killing our selves off, but the planet will still be here long after we're gone.
Then the aliens will come back and seed a new crop of beings in their image, make a few tweaks, and maybe get it right.
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Unless you buy into Scientology, in which case we are already the aliens, and we apparently still couldn't get it right.
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**tee hee hee!***