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    Image of TheWerewolf - Sotto voce TheWerewolf - Sotto voce
    07/11/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    Still.. he nailed the hairstyle. :)
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    Image of infmom infmom
    07/11/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    Now write something similar about Fry's. I guarantee nobody from that place will respond.
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    Image of dingus dingus
    07/11/09

    @infmom: Of course not. Nobody that works at Fry's knows anything about technology or how to work a computer.
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    dingus was starred dingus was unstarred
    Image of infmom infmom
    07/11/09

    @dingus: Not quite true. You just have to know whom to ask. I used to work there.

    The management is truely clueless, didn't even install bar code scanners till circa 2000.
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    07/11/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    Barry, I think from now on if I ever have a need to refer to you for whatever reason you shall now be known as Barry 'Backpedallin' Judge...
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    The new intro is one of the more pathetic examples of corporate ass-covering, and that, my friends, is saying something.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    I wonder if he is Mike Judges brother. The drawing looks a little Beavis-esque.
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    Image of ViciousWarGoose ViciousWarGoose
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    I like the rewrite that he did from the original, using the corporate buzzword speak.
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    Image of circa86 circa86
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    Barry Judge, you are a cool dude. Whoever is doing your art however, needs to understand that peoples arms aren't just sized and purposed to support the head.

    Adam Frucci clearly does not have the arms of a 6 month old baby.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    07/10/09

    @circa86: Maybe not in length, but in girth they are indistinguishable.
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    Image of RedRaider RedRaider
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    It's back up, with a preface on his main page... I'm absolutely impressed that he posted it at all.
    Now... duel to the death!
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    Oooh, snarky. I gotta say, that was brilliant. Kudos, Best Buy.
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    Image of PascalHastings PascalHastings
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    He's updated again, this time a repost and disclaimer to cover his ass. Blames his "team". Real classy.

    http://barryjudge.com/the-one-type-of-gizmodo-blogger...
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    That is actually hilarous. He maintained composure during his temper-tantrum tom-foolery. Did you hear is jokes? Barry Judge is dry and funny. Do it again, Adam. Do it again!!
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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    The Two Types of Gizmodo Commenters



    Type 1: You'll find this guy at work, but he won't be working. Instead he'll be spending his time switching between reading Gizmodo and perusing Wikipedia. Occasionally he may take a 15 minute break to resume the work for which he is paid.



    Type 2: This person will either be unemployed, or working from home. While sitting in front of his computer wearing only underwear, he'll be pretending to work or search for jobs online, while posting snarky comments on Gizmodo.
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    Edited by psychiccheese at 07/10/09 4:23 PM psychiccheese was starred psychiccheese was unstarred
    Image of danger the pirate danger the pirate
    07/10/09

    @psychiccheese: type 1! but then again, half of my job is just being here so can take care of any support tickets that come in. and i usually have lifehacker open, too.
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    Image of SegamanXero SegamanXero
    07/10/09

    @psychiccheese:

    I use to be number two... then I was hired by BestBuy... O_o
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    Image of Eavangel Eavangel
    07/10/09

    @danger the pirate has a real star now! (thanks...: Same thing here. I've only had two tickets today... =/


    Now it's time to head home and have some beers!
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    07/10/09

    @psychiccheese: spot on, my friend. spot on
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    07/11/09

    @psychiccheese:

    These are the two types of Gizmodo commenters:



    OMG! Ponies! and everyone else...
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    Image of MisterWho's Mystery Meat MisterWho's Mystery Meat
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    Hold up, Frooch! Gizmodo pays you enough to live in Brooklyn Heights? Tell the truth, what do you do on the side. Male stripper? Drug dealer? I gotta know.
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    07/10/09

    @MisterWho Cares: His harem of hot PR girls help pay the rent.
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    Image of Adam Frucci Adam Frucci
    07/10/09

    @MisterWho Cares: Prospect Heights, not Brooklyn Heights. Two different neighborhoods.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    07/10/09

    @MisterWho Cares:



    he'll do the 'white guy dance' for $20 - and he does - often.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    i'm actually really impressed that he was able to roll this out in under 24 hours (right? that was yesterday? ...what day is it?)
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/10/09

    @nutbastard: It's Wednesday, December 31, 1969!

    Happy New Year!!!! I can't wait to see our Hippie Vision for the Future Flourish in the Next Decade!
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    07/10/09

    @92BuickLeSabre:




    great scott! this is heavy!
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    Image of SakinaOrthrus SakinaOrthrus
    07/10/09

    In reply to Best Buy CMO Barry Judge Responds with 'The One Type of Gizmodo Blogger'
    I ain't ever commented on Gizmodo before, and it's likely i may not again. But this. is. BEAUTIFUL. Wars of words, when well chosen, can go a long way to restoring some kinda faith in humans. Not just for me, i'm not speaking solely out of personal experience, being a selfish bastich. Hoomans. People, generally speaking.


    Love gizmodo and pretty much everything you post. Please keep it up!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/10/09

    @SakinaOrthrus: I mean, how can I not promote a comment by someone who was so moved that it led to perhaps the only comment of a lifetime!
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    07/10/09

    @92BuickLeSabre:

    The star commenter

    Compelled to promote these words

    He does have a heart.
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    Edited by Con Seannery at 07/10/09 4:15 PM Con Seannery was starred Con Seannery was unstarred
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