Ouchy. Fresh from the company that brought you the Uzi comes the TacPen. Made of high-grade aircraft aluminum, it's got two attachments up top to stab your assailant while gathering his or her DNA. I've got DNA harvesters too. Fingernails. »1/06/10 7:03am 1/06/10 7:03am
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