While Walmart should not sell DVD players that catch fire spontaneously, 12 per 1.5 million is a very small number. For comparison, you would be about 14 times more likely to commit suicide than to have one of these DVD players that you bought catch fire. You would be 24 times more likely to die in a car accident, and about 10000 times more likely to have had sexual interactions with animals.
@GitEmSteveDave: WalkinOnSunshine: That's what I told my neighbor about his golden retriever, but he still didn't take it very well. Unlike us, he must not be a very progressive-minded fellow.
Based on the dialogue in the first two frames, and then he says "look," I was expecting something different in the third, and confused when it had eyes.
I think given the suffering certain Gizmodo commentors have suffered due to laptops which practice S&M, we shouldn't make fun of this. At least not for another 30 seconds.
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a: asking for it, or
b: came on to you
Would that alter the statistics any?
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You mean Duraflame.
amirite?
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They'll just paint them another coat of shit-fake-silver, and sell them as heaters.
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how much nun could a nunchuk chuk, if a nunchuk could chuk nuns...
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OK, time's up.
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Personally I didn't find it all that funny, but one thumb up anyway.
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