Ozzy Osbourne's Depressing Incoherence Used To Sell Messaging Phones

AT&T, who currently has a thing for cheap, underwhelming messaging phones » 11/10/08 7:03am 11/10/08 7:03am, has teamed up with Samsung for an advertising campaign to promote their QWERTY slider phone. This isn't some budget spot either — it's got Ozzy Osbourne. Two things we can learn from this commercial: 1.) Osbourne's most marketable asset is…