Slate's been reminiscing about the venerable Choose Your Own Adventure book series and it's quite the read! Unfortunately, there's only a single ending to this post, but that doesn't mean it's not an interesting one. Turn the page.
HP just announced their new HP Photosmart Premium with TouchSmart Web, which has a web-connected touchpanel on the front, allowing you to print out content such as maps and coupons, straight from your printer.
HP will begin instituting a pay cut to its 100,000 employees, with some as high as 20 percent. (HP's CEO Mark Hurd will be taking the max cut.) HP also plans to cut back other employee benefits such as 401k plans. [WebGuild]
Unless, of course, your dog is one of the undead. But if you want to spend $230 on a 7.1 Megapixel camera with 3x zoom, who am I to stop you? Oh, you say it has technology to iron out wrinkles on humans as well? In that case, it's a Must Have.