Pain
”Scientists Use Mosquito-Mouth Design for Pain-Free Hypodermic Needle
Scientists at Indian Institute of Technology and Tokai University have taken the natural features of a mosquito's mouth, and created a new type of needle that promises pain-free blood sample collection and injections. More »Pepper Spray Gel Ensures Your Attackers Eyes Get Burnt and Stay Burnt
Because getting maced just doesn't suck enough, there's now mace pepper spray gel. This shit will coat your face with pure, burning stickiness, turning your misinterpreted flirting into a blind search for water or anything else that'll provide relief for your painful, painful face. The benefit to the sprayer is that there's no mist, so all of the painful chemicals will end up in your assailant's eyes, nose and mouth rather than in the air around you. It "sticks to the face like glue," according to the marketing materials. Holy shit. Only $15! How can you say no?! [Product Page via Gadget Lab via Book of Joe]Radio Controlled Implant for a Reversible Vasectomy: Uh, No!
Scientists in Australia are developing a radio-controlled contraceptive implant that would control the flow of a man's sperm at the flick of a switch. The valve would be "push-fit" inside the vas deferens (duct that carries sperm from the testicles to the penis) and could be opened or closed remotely depending on the baby making needs of the user. This is making me a bit nauseous, but I will forge ahead... More »
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YouTube Antipiracy Video Identification System Enters Beta Testing
The not-so hotly anticipated GooTube antipiracy system has jumped into beta. Creatively dubbed Video Identification, it's a digital fingerprint setup where uploaded clips are matched against a stock of legit clips provided by their owners—YouTube will then follow whatever course the copyright holder wants, be it leave it or pull it. We'll have a better idea of how well it works in coming weeks as companies sign up with the test and we watch vast swaths of video either die off or sit tight. Of course, the real question is: Just how long will this be in "beta"? [Google Blog via PC World, Flickr]AP Reporter Gets Zapped with Military Pain Gun
Nothing makes me chuckle like watching a reporter being shot with a Tazer for the sake of a story. That's what this fearless AP reporter did, except he raised the stakes by choosing to be zapped with the military's pain gun, a gun so strong it makes you feel like your entire body is on fire. More »
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Sacrowedgy: A Wedgy To Relax You
This Sacrowedgy is totally different from the wedgies we received in elementary school, junior high, high school, through parts of college, that one time at grad school, and last week from Charlie—but in a good way. The Sacrowedgy helps your muscles relax and reduces back, hip and knee pain, just by lying on it. More »
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