Heat-Sensitive Knickers Don't Make Me Hot Today

Normally, I would get excited about these pants with a daisy that changes color when next to your hot hot skin. But it's Monday today, and Monday's the day I do the washing and the ironing. Tuesday is J.'s day for LEGO—he's currently attempting to do the Kama Sutra out of bricks, Wednesday we're watching all Flight of… » 5/12/08 6:50am 5/12/08 6:50am

10 Gadgets You Need For Global Orgasm 2007

At 6:08 a.m. GMT on the 22nd, activists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell hope you will join them in their quest for world peace—by having an orgasm. Yes, the two have organized Global Orgasm 2007 with the hope that through "the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy" we can… » 12/21/07 9:02pm 12/21/07 9:02pm

'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot…

Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set… » 10/17/07 10:15am 10/17/07 10:15am

Heart-Shaped, Wireless Vibrating Panty Insert - Whee!


No Valentines gift this year helps you to better say "I'm completely and totally clueless as to who you are and what gets you off sexually" than the Panty Pal, a vibrating, heart shaped insert that promises to slip discretely into your lady-friend's panties and vibrates her lady-parts oh-so-vigorously. In reality, this… » 2/05/07 3:27pm 2/05/07 3:27pm