So my wife came home the other day and she said, "You know what? My underwear is a lot like my iPhone." And I said, "Well, why is that honey?" And she said, "Cause I really wish I could switch to another service provider."
@Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: I don't think it will work. At first she was attracted to my edge. And when that wasn't enough, I grew up, started pulling down 3Gs right and left. I started doing more things, did a better job of figuring out where I was going. I even slimmed down, while making the important parts bigger, if you know what I'm saying. Started dressing up, got a little color. But at the end of the day she's still trying to sprint off somewhere else. Even if I tried to tell her, I'm not sure if she could hear me now. Not good.
@92BuickLeSabre: Yeah, Bush said whatever Cheney thought, and look where that got him!
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Anyway, so, you know. Fuck the iphone rant. Because, he's probably some Nokia lover fellating everyone he can to get some phone that really kind of sucks into the hands of others because he says so.
@Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: Really? You needed to figure out how to make a gay joke out of an anal sex reference and you came up with The Village People? That's the best you got?
@Wilky_McBadass: Unfortunately, that is not how complaining works. It's like an illness, once you start, you can't stop. If you ignored what had happened before they were off once they were off, then you'd be thinking about it all the way through, until after the fact you would both be lying there and then all of a sudden you'd stare up at the ceiling and say to your self..."WTF? Stupid fangirl," and it would ruin the entire evening and you'd forget about everything that just happened, because all of a sudden all you can think about is how irritating the iPhone is, so you go to the computer and start commenting on Gizmodo about how "over" the iPhone you are, while the girl says "What a dick" and uses her iPhone to call all of her friends and say "You won't believe..." so all of the other girls in town also won't sleep with you, but who has time anyway? There are so many hours in a day, and you have to fit in all that complaining and whinging about this that or the other thing! So you end up old and alone shooting off angry emails to various companies and politicians, complaining about this and shaking your fast at that. Until one day, it's all over, and they place you in a little box and nobody comes, and you don't really notice, but WTF was up with those fanboys anyway.
So yeah, pretty much no good comes from just complaining.
Not to dash any crazy fantasies some people might be having due to this article, but couldn't you always approach the North Pole from exactly opposite the magnetic north pole? You know, since they're not actually located at the same geographic point, you should still be able to get compass readings at the actual North Pole, as long as you don't pass too close to the magnetic one on the way there.
Considering how important navigation is, they should at least have a working GPS. The standard military temp range is -55C (-65F), and, while LCDs won't work at that temperature, I'm sure they could get an LED, OLED, or VFD display that would. Failing all that, just keep the thing warm.
@JartMaster_GitEmSteveDave: Photo lithium AA'a will work down to -60F, I know this from experience. I also know you can leave your gps in your inside pocket when not using it and pull it out to take bearings from time to time.
@Barry99705: Having used various electronics in -40° weather, I can say that if they aren't able to use a GPS receiver, they're not trying very hard. Like you mentioned, keep it in your jacket. Take it out, measure, turn it off, put it back in the pocket. Tada!
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Er wait, is that the same?
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Apparently they're now playing voice clips of Steve Jobs on the hotline on a loop, maybe that will soothe you to sleep.
//If a girl I was bangin pulled her pants down and had those on, I might just leave and go for another girl. I can't escape fanboys/girls.
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Can you work that into this joke somewhere?
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