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    Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    I'm guilty of eating in the living room too often (the curse of being single).


    What I ate, though, was corned beef, roasted garlic potatoes, and lightly sauteed spinach.

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    Image of ilikedachacha ilikedachacha
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Anybody else see b-lam wearing these to the next big Apple thing
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @ilikedachacha: "Anybody else see b-lam wearing these to the next big Apple thing"


    Actually, I think he already has--knew I'd seen this outfit somewhere before.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Is the lap tablecloth heat resistant? B/c anything that comes out of the magic lava box in my kitchen can burn the twins something awful if there isn't adequate protection.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    I tried some of this "slacker" down time this weekend. I made it 20 minutes before I got bored and started looking for something to do, so this wont work for me. And if youre really slacking, why get dressed at all?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Pffff.

    Real slackers use a shirt from the laundry bin.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: "...a shirt from the laundry bin."


    Laundry bin? Real slackers just grab one off the lampshade.

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    OMG. Please, please, please, can we try to evolve instead of devolve.
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: stilettos are evolving?


    :p

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: Well, just look on the bright side.


    Mother Nature willing, those that choose to devolve will simply disappear into extinction, as their sloth will eventually cause them to atrophy, and their addiction to internet porn will make them completely incapable of breeding.

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    Image of Anthemx Anthemx
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints: hahahaha! Or those crazy thigh boot/stiletto combos...
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints: Sweetie, I love my stilettos. Unlike a lot of women I'm even skilled enough to walk, dance, and run in them. If that isn't to your liking, that's ok, it is a rare day that I'm able to even get past the bedroom door with them on before they are flung in the air… Don't be hating, because I'm getting some.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints: Hell yes! It takes agility and coordination to walk in these things!


    Our chosen footwear implies a certain amount of mobility, whereas the Lazy pants imply and encourage not only a lack of mobility, but encourage the devolution of Homo Sapiens into Divanus Tuberus Reclinus.

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    03/23/09

    @Anthemx: You'll get Software_Goddess and I excited with talk like that...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/23/09

    @BeautifulAgony: Maybe you could teach the Wackowski brothers. I hear Andy likes that sort of thing.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    03/23/09

    @mfusion: I was very happily surprised when I saw that not only did she have a sexy avatar, but is very smart and has a wit sharper than her stiletto heels. Therefore, I take the "twins" reference as a supreme compliment! :)


    @Kaiser-Machead: Ha! +5 to you, good sir. I lol'd. Also, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are harder to stomach than Andy in full drag.

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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: The last I checked, stilettos weren't required to attract a male. In fact, that list has pretty much stayed the same since the dawn of man.


    Female standards are evolving, however, and while I've seen many a men in stilettos, none of them had dates ;)

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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    03/23/09

    @anexanhume: So, does that mean you are cool with my cankles?


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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @anexanhume: "... men in stilettos, none of them had dates"


    With your apparently limited exposure, perhaps you'd like to come visit me in the Castro. Consider it an educational field trip.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @Shamoononon is tired: "...does that mean you are cool with my cankles?"


    Your cankles, yes, not a problem. But not cool with your seeming inability to match left footwear to right footwear.

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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: so that's where we've progressed with the women's rights movement.


    Jokes.



    I was kidding on my original reply BTW.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/23/09

    @switchblade saints:

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    03/23/09

    In reply to Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
    Those are awesome! But do they have a pouch to hold my hot pocket?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: Sure. That side pocket isn't just for remotes..
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    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    "and melted through his nylon/spandex underwear, burning his leg"


    Spandex underwear? Was he wearing Underoos or a superhero costume??

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    I question the integrity of the unit pre-incident. If my boss's daughter is any indication, these devices take a beating from most kids.
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    Image of sammy baby sammy baby
    03/13/09

    @LithiumIron_GitEmSteveDave: I've reread that sentence three times now, and I'm still not sure how I'm supposed ot interpret it. "My boss' daughter: she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'" is the closest I can get.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    03/13/09

    @sammy baby: I call her "breaky", b/c she has gone through something like 4 cell phones in the past 1.5 years, a iPod touch, 2 laptops, etc....


    I know Lion batteries can really overreact when damaged, so I wonder what condition the iPod was in pre-immolation.

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    Image of Scared Korean Scared Korean
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    Did anybody else catch that, according to the story, the mother is also a male?..."A mother is suing Apple and ten Apple Store employees after *his* 10-yo kid received second-degree burns..." YOU GO GIRL!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @Scared Korean: I guess he is the female gay parent, or the male lesbian?
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    Image of SprinklesTDD SprinklesTDD
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    My question is; What was a ten year old doing with an iPod touch?
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/13/09

    @SprinklesTDD:


    word, it's annoying to see little kids with nicer toys than I, who have no real appreciation for the value and complexity of said toys. I wonder how many brats threw tantrums last x-mas because they 'only' got a 8GB Touch.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    took off his burning pants with the assistance of a friend. Mommm, I told you not to say that part!
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    Image of inseptiv inseptiv
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    10 year old kids should not have lithium batteries stuffed in their pants without a safety warning from their parents that the object is not indestructible. I mean, come on. Common sense does not come easily to kids in elementary or middle school.
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    Image of Starcatcher Starcatcher
    03/13/09

    @inseptiv:


    Um, have you never put your iPod into your pocket when you weren't using it?

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @Starcatcher: He is implying that 10-year-olds tend to manhandle things like iPods, causing them to malfunction.
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    Image of Brian Judar Brian Judar
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    Instead of SUING someone, maybe ... maybe Apple could pay for the hospital bills, say sorry, and pledge to tighten quality control ... though it probably wouldn't make a difference.


    I think an explosion would've caused third degree burns, but I don't know much. What I do know is that a few burn marks on the kid's ass are not evidence of a LIFE ALTERING EVENT. Shit happens, people. We've been inside too long.

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    Image of dingus dingus
    03/13/09

    @Brian Judar: Hey Facebooker, why not read the synopsis. The mom is suing Apple.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @Brian Judar: Whatchoo talking 'bout? Apple is not suing anyone for injuries - they are being sued.


    Also, since we have never heard of another iPod Touch exploding, this is probably an isolated case. It would not make much sense for Apple to make a public announcement saying "We will pay for your hospital bills since, you know, our products blow up". That would be great PR.

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    Image of tande04 tande04
    03/13/09

    @dingus in full Quadraphonic(tm) glory: Hey non-facebooker, why not come up with a quality comment instead of just ripping on how someone chooses to post?


    No shit the mom is suing apple. Thats what his comment is about.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @tande04: "Instead of SUING someone, maybe ... maybe Apple could pay for the hospital bills"


    That implies that Apple is suing someone. It's not unreasonable to point out blatant errors in someone's understanding of the article. I don't see what else is especially mean, unless the consensus is that "Hey Facebooker" is derogatory.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    In reply to iPod Touch Fires Up Kid's Pants, Suing Mom Says
    What's so interesting about this? Explosions happen in my pants all the time.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    03/13/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: yeah, but this kid's hands were at that time engaged in other activities.
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    Image of Linux Chief hardware engineer Linux Chief hardware engineer
    03/13/09

    @nick.dina:

    Hands...?

    I was under the impression all you needed was a picture of steve jobs..
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @Linux Chief hardware engineer: Damn you for bringing it up. Now I have to go to the bathroom...
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