Is the lap tablecloth heat resistant? B/c anything that comes out of the magic lava box in my kitchen can burn the twins something awful if there isn't adequate protection.
I tried some of this "slacker" down time this weekend. I made it 20 minutes before I got bored and started looking for something to do, so this wont work for me. And if youre really slacking, why get dressed at all?
Mother Nature willing, those that choose to devolve will simply disappear into extinction, as their sloth will eventually cause them to atrophy, and their addiction to internet porn will make them completely incapable of breeding.
@switchblade saints: Sweetie, I love my stilettos. Unlike a lot of women I'm even skilled enough to walk, dance, and run in them. If that isn't to your liking, that's ok, it is a rare day that I'm able to even get past the bedroom door with them on before they are flung in the air… Don't be hating, because I'm getting some.
@switchblade saints: Hell yes! It takes agility and coordination to walk in these things!
Our chosen footwear implies a certain amount of mobility, whereas the Lazy pants imply and encourage not only a lack of mobility, but encourage the devolution of Homo Sapiens into Divanus Tuberus Reclinus.
@mfusion: I was very happily surprised when I saw that not only did she have a sexy avatar, but is very smart and has a wit sharper than her stiletto heels. Therefore, I take the "twins" reference as a supreme compliment! :)
@Kaiser-Machead: Ha! +5 to you, good sir. I lol'd. Also, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are harder to stomach than Andy in full drag.
@Software_Goddess: The last I checked, stilettos weren't required to attract a male. In fact, that list has pretty much stayed the same since the dawn of man.
Female standards are evolving, however, and while I've seen many a men in stilettos, none of them had dates ;)
@LithiumIron_GitEmSteveDave: I've reread that sentence three times now, and I'm still not sure how I'm supposed ot interpret it. "My boss' daughter: she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'" is the closest I can get.
Did anybody else catch that, according to the story, the mother is also a male?..."A mother is suing Apple and ten Apple Store employees after *his* 10-yo kid received second-degree burns..." YOU GO GIRL!
word, it's annoying to see little kids with nicer toys than I, who have no real appreciation for the value and complexity of said toys. I wonder how many brats threw tantrums last x-mas because they 'only' got a 8GB Touch.
10 year old kids should not have lithium batteries stuffed in their pants without a safety warning from their parents that the object is not indestructible. I mean, come on. Common sense does not come easily to kids in elementary or middle school.
Instead of SUING someone, maybe ... maybe Apple could pay for the hospital bills, say sorry, and pledge to tighten quality control ... though it probably wouldn't make a difference.
I think an explosion would've caused third degree burns, but I don't know much. What I do know is that a few burn marks on the kid's ass are not evidence of a LIFE ALTERING EVENT. Shit happens, people. We've been inside too long.
@Brian Judar: Whatchoo talking 'bout? Apple is not suing anyone for injuries - they are being sued.
Also, since we have never heard of another iPod Touch exploding, this is probably an isolated case. It would not make much sense for Apple to make a public announcement saying "We will pay for your hospital bills since, you know, our products blow up". That would be great PR.
@dingus in full Quadraphonic(tm) glory: Hey non-facebooker, why not come up with a quality comment instead of just ripping on how someone chooses to post?
No shit the mom is suing apple. Thats what his comment is about.
@tande04: "Instead of SUING someone, maybe ... maybe Apple could pay for the hospital bills"
That implies that Apple is suing someone. It's not unreasonable to point out blatant errors in someone's understanding of the article. I don't see what else is especially mean, unless the consensus is that "Hey Facebooker" is derogatory.
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What I ate, though, was corned beef, roasted garlic potatoes, and lightly sauteed spinach.
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Actually, I think he already has--knew I'd seen this outfit somewhere before.
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Real slackers use a shirt from the laundry bin.
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Laundry bin? Real slackers just grab one off the lampshade.
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Mother Nature willing, those that choose to devolve will simply disappear into extinction, as their sloth will eventually cause them to atrophy, and their addiction to internet porn will make them completely incapable of breeding.
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Our chosen footwear implies a certain amount of mobility, whereas the Lazy pants imply and encourage not only a lack of mobility, but encourage the devolution of Homo Sapiens into Divanus Tuberus Reclinus.
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@Kaiser-Machead: Ha! +5 to you, good sir. I lol'd. Also, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are harder to stomach than Andy in full drag.
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Female standards are evolving, however, and while I've seen many a men in stilettos, none of them had dates ;)
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With your apparently limited exposure, perhaps you'd like to come visit me in the Castro. Consider it an educational field trip.
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Your cankles, yes, not a problem. But not cool with your seeming inability to match left footwear to right footwear.
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Jokes.
I was kidding on my original reply BTW.
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Spandex underwear? Was he wearing Underoos or a superhero costume??
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I know Lion batteries can really overreact when damaged, so I wonder what condition the iPod was in pre-immolation.
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word, it's annoying to see little kids with nicer toys than I, who have no real appreciation for the value and complexity of said toys. I wonder how many brats threw tantrums last x-mas because they 'only' got a 8GB Touch.
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Um, have you never put your iPod into your pocket when you weren't using it?
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I think an explosion would've caused third degree burns, but I don't know much. What I do know is that a few burn marks on the kid's ass are not evidence of a LIFE ALTERING EVENT. Shit happens, people. We've been inside too long.
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Also, since we have never heard of another iPod Touch exploding, this is probably an isolated case. It would not make much sense for Apple to make a public announcement saying "We will pay for your hospital bills since, you know, our products blow up". That would be great PR.
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No shit the mom is suing apple. Thats what his comment is about.
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That implies that Apple is suing someone. It's not unreasonable to point out blatant errors in someone's understanding of the article. I don't see what else is especially mean, unless the consensus is that "Hey Facebooker" is derogatory.
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Hands...?
I was under the impression all you needed was a picture of steve jobs..
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