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    Crystal Icing Offers iPhone, Swarovski-Style

    Crystal Icing, known for covering various electronics in Swarovski crystals, offers an iPhone given the same treatment. For $295, you can get your phone "iced" with 1,500 regular-sized crystals, or 3,000 really small ones. Patterns range from butterflies to "tons of flowers" to flames. Or even camo, for you tough guys with an eye for fashion. If you don't like any of their premade patterns, you can request a custom way to ruin your phone. You know, because doing this to your iPhone, you've got to hate it. Or maybe you just hate money. More »
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    Bling H2O for the Super-Idiots and Paris Hilton's Dog

    The water salesmen have reached a new low with Bling H2O, arriving into the greedy paws of supersuckers in a 750ml bottle coated with Swarovski crystals and costing upwards of 30 ($56). If that doesn't make your blood boil, consider that the horse-faced Paris Hilton was seen pouring a drink of this shit for her little doggie. Grrr. More »
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    Paris Hilton Accused of Hacking Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry

    No longer will hacker wars be limited to Zero Cool and Acid Burn. Now the big name superstars are getting involved in l33t hax0r1ng. Paris Hilton has been accused of hacking Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry and sending "disgusting and very mean" messages from Lohan's phone. More »
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    Paris Hilton's Crystal-Studded Sidekick 3

    As the saying goes, the rich get richer, and T-Mobile is more than happy to accommodate America's best and brightest with the launch of their highly anticipated Sidekick 3. Paris Hilton, the very talented, earned-everything-she's-ever-received-in-her-life socialite even has a special, Swarovski Crystal-encrusted verion of T-Mobile's wunderphone. Hilton's Sidekick 3 has a bunch of different stones on it that, apparently, make people feel important. Crystal, light rose and smoked topaz are but some of the shiny rocks on the Sidekick 3. Whether or not Hilton ever uttered the phrase, "I love my Sidekick! It's HOT," might well impact my opinions of humanity. More »
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    Can't Get the Videotape? Try the Paris Hilton Watch

    One Night in Paris sold out at your local video store? Don't fret. Another great Paris Hilton-branded gift is her limited edition watch series, found only at Abazias.com. With three flavors to choose from, the "Cotton Candy," "Canary" and "Pink Is Love" watches all boast 1026 diamonds and a four-leaf clover design and go from $100,000 to $200,000. Who needs a Rolex when you can have Paris? On second thought, don't answer that. More »
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    Hacker Pleads Guilty to Hacking Paris' Sidekick

    So no, it wasn't a crazy russian ex-marine who hacked into her cell phone from the frozen tundra. Turns out it was a 17-year-old kid from Massachusetts. He's lucky he gets his name hidden because he's a minor, otherwise I'm sure people would kill him for bringing them awesome Paris girl on girl action and Lindsay Lohan's phone number. What'd he get? Nothing really, just 11 months in a juvenile detention center and 2 years of supervised release. He's not just a sweetheart with a curious mind though, peep what else he's done: More »
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