It’s happened to us all. You get home from a long day at work and you want to blow off some steam with an hour of gaming or maybe browsing the web, but when you tap your mouse button or punch the power switch, the unthinkable happens. You’re SOL.
The woman's husband later filed a similar report, claiming gypsies had broken into their home and replaced his fun-loving wife with a malevolent, paranoid harpy. Police advise citizens to remain on the lookout for the inevitable malaise of time.