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    PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    This would make a really sweet bong.
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    Image of Whydoesthisalwayshappentome Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    swap the n2o for euthenasia, and I'm in.
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    04/15/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome:

    I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure you can asphyxiate from N2O. So this device could already be used to euthanize someone. I'd be careful not to try to euthanize someone under the age of five with the PediSedate though. There are small parts they could choke on and die.
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    04/15/09

    @Rabid Penguin: dying is the point though.
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    04/15/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: I know. Bad joke :c)
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    Sit back and relax while Nintendo's Virtual Boy 2 takes you on a journey full of wonderment and amazement. Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.


    With Nintendo's patented Lithographic Sensory Discernment technology your imagination becomes reality.


    * Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Do not use if you suffer from heart problems. May cause night terrors, cold sweats, heart palpitations, and school shootings. If constant itching and an illogical fear of being eating by a giant squid persists stop use and consult your physician. Manufactured on equipment that also processes peanuts.

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    Image of joedesigner joedesigner
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    Is this real life?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    @joedesigner: It's a dream. It's all a dream, Neo.
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    04/15/09

    @joedesigner: or is this just fantasy


    Caught in a laaandslide

    no escape from reality...

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    @Lysdexia is in dire need of a Preview button: Open your eyes
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    Image of LeonBA LeonBA
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    [img11.imageshack.us]
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    Image of LeonBA LeonBA
    04/15/09

    @LeonBA:


    epic fail, feck if I know how to post images. Normal html code??

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/15/09

    @LeonBA: I don't use Imageshack, but isn't there an html embedding code that accompanies the picture, like Photobucket has?
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    Image of LeonBA LeonBA
    04/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: @Kaiser-Machead:


    *joins photobucket

    *tries again


    [IMG][i663.photobucket.com]]

    or

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    04/15/09

    @LeonBA:



    GitEmSteveDave: Helping newbies post images since 2007.


    [lifehacker.com]

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/15/09

    @LeonBA: Not the image code, but the HTML code.


    But just one caveat. You have to delete the ending of the code up to the quotation mark right after "Photobucket", or else it won't show up on the comment.

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    Image of LeonBA LeonBA
    04/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:


    I call shenanigans! Butchering the code like that and confusing us noobies. Thanks for the help, you wear the star with pride, as does SteveDave!

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    04/15/09

    @LeonBA: We have a call of Shenanigans! Everyone please get your brooms while I confer with the code judge on the call.
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    Image of lpranal lpranal
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    somewhere in this dentist's office is a key. Suzie, you may not have appreciated life before, but you will after today.


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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    @lpranal:



    One of the best spoofs.
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    Image of Toshie Toshie
    04/15/09

    @lpranal: But is it safe?


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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    04/15/09

    @Toshie: There's nothing more possibly safe than the un-recalled models of the PediSedate (previously known as the PediFun).
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    Image of Epoch Epoch
    04/15/09

    @Toshie: it's unbelivably safe! so safe you wouldn't believe it!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    Well, as someone who needed NOX just to get his teeth cleaned, this would have been great. Of course, after losing some teeth in a pool toy accident, the amount of time I have spent in chairs has reduced my fear to just of needles. 90% of the time, I just stare at the hygienists breasts while I get the shot to distract me.
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    Image of mfusion mfusion
    04/15/09

    @UsingTheColbert_GitEmSteveDave: good thing you don't have my last hygienist, he doesn't have breasts
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    @mfusion: Not even bitch tits? Sad pandas.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    Beyond the word "Pediatrics", there's not much use for any product or service that uses the same root word.


    Photobucket</p

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I think the Pedisedate slogan says it all - "Distraction, comfort, sedation."
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/15/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Yeah, I was surprised nobody had yet brought up that "Distraction" part. Very disturbing.


    Well, then again, dentists are disturbing, so I guess this product is a fit.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/15/09

    @bosskev: If there wasn't a gaping chasm of internets between us, I'd pop you in your face you anti-dentite bastard.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: "...I'd pop you in your face you anti-dentite bastard."


    Holy crap! I would have thought you were joking until I saw what you did to GitEmSteveDave!


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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    @bosskev: I told you he was crazy! On the plus side, I can use a popsicle stick as a toothpick....
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    Image of I see the light. It burns! I see the light. It burns!
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    So instead of beating the kids, I can drug them into submission. Yeah!!


    Seriously, as a father, I am terrified at how this can be abused by parents who "just don't want to be bothered". I'm dealing with one right now. I seriously hope this is limited to licensed dentists and you can only purchase it through your dental profession.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    04/15/09

    @burnsgoinin burnsgoinout: How many parents have a Nitrous Oxide mix system installed in their home? B/c if you know any, there might be a problem.....
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    Image of Elvisisdead Elvisisdead
    04/15/09

    @burnsgoinin burnsgoinout: Even if parents could get it, where would they get medical grade nitrous (legitimately - not whippit-based). But then again, if you'd hook your kid up to it, not sure that you care about the source of the nitrous.
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    04/15/09

    @Elvisisdead: Yeah, you'll be trying to gas your kid while granny shifting down the 1/4 mile.
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    04/15/09

    In reply to PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children
    I'm sure Nambla is incredibly happy to hear about this
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    Image of Stikman008 Stikman008
    04/15/09

    @Lysdexia is in dire need of a Preview button: Yeah, even for them Marlin Brando's fat through a straw was a little over the line for sedation purposes.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/15/09

    @Stikman008, @Matthew Davis: If he could hear you two, Marlun would be turning over in his grave.
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    Image of JazzBri JazzBri
    04/15/09

    @Lysdexia is in dire need of a Preview button: I thought it was spelt Marlynne. Thanks for helping me with my spelling!
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    Image of Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition
    04/15/09

    @JazzBri: The correct spelling is Mahrllynh Brrawnndeault


    didn't you know he was french?

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    Image of Parapraxis Parapraxis
    04/15/09

    @Lysdexia is in dire need of a Preview button:


    I like Helen Keller's take on his name:


    BBBBBWWWWWWWWWWAUUUUUGAGUAGUUU...

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    04/15/09

    @Parapraxis: +1
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/15/09

    @SinisterBill: Well, yeah, Parapraxis' joke would have been funny if he hadn't changed the meaning via some unfortunate typos; as presented, Helen's comment reads "I like monkey ice cream".
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    04/15/09

    @bosskev: Ha! Monkey Ice Cream ;c) It's funny 'cause it's true.
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