Fill up the tank with water, plug it in (or insert batteries) and he pees. That's it. But won't that get water all over my desk and my equipment? Yeah, probably—put out a dish or something. Thanko can't do everything for you. Besides, the sound will be soothing...like a fountain. Parched? Go ahead and have a drink. I've changed my mind, this is the most useful product ever. [Thanko via Gearfuse]

Gerardine Botte, an Ohio University professor, sees the liquid as a solution thanks to the particular composition of its major component, urea. Its make-up, a 2-to-1 ratio of hydrogen and nitrogen, is convenient because hydrogen can be extracted from nitrogen using much less electricity than that needed to, say, pull apart hydrogen and oxygen. (It's a matter of 0.037 Volts versus 1.23 Volts, if you really need to know.)

They're still working on the logistics of it, but I look forward to the day when I'll be using a toilet that powers the phone I'm using while sitting on it with my own emissions. The future is at hand! [Discovery via PopSci]

The Foot Pee! Pack, essentially two ziplock bags intended for your feet, supports an age-old philosophy that one's pee can have benefits to their skin. Now I'm no expert, but I've been accidentally urinating on stuff for years now, and I can't say that my crotch, toes, knees, backyard bushes or bathroom walls look any younger because of it. [Toyko Times via Tokyo Mango]

Also note the products tagline: "Easy & Surprise"

RunPee is a movie review site.

However, it won't tell you about how bad Terminator Salvation is. It won't tell you about how bad the Terminator Salvation plot is. Or about how bad is the script it. It won't tell you about its crappy editing or its awful direction or the stupid John Connor trying to pull a Batman while shouting at everyone and everything.

No. RunPee will tell you what are the best parts to leave the movie for a few minutes, so you can run to the loo. Unfortunately,the site is down now, but I'll review Terminator Salvation for them here, so they can put it online later:

Stay at home and poop for the duration of the movie. You will end with the same result, and a much satisfying experience. [Runpee via A Welsh View via The Daily What—Thanks Rebecca]

Here's what we think. This takes place in Madrid, Spain. Jesus frequents Madrid. This person likes peeing. Jesus is known to pee from time to time. Thus, this is in fact, most definitely, Jesus Diaz. QED. I rest my case. Updated: Using last-generation digital image enhancing technology, we can confirm with 100% certainty that the identity of this person is actually Señor Jason Chen himself. —JD. [Google via Street View Gallery - Thanks Mark!]

Well, not quite. In actuality, the machine passed its initial tests, but they won't start drinking processed pee and sweat until next year. First, samples of the water it produces need to be tested down here on Earth, where non-pee water is plentiful and delicious. If the water is deemed acceptable, the crew of the ISS, soon to double in size, will be able to partake of their own delicious nectar.

The future is here, and it's kind of gross. [Breitbart]

From the man himself:

not photoshopped...it was years ago...some wild eyed guy was blurting out questions at a Shoreline Amphitheater concert and he asked if I went to the urinal on my Segway. What would you say? I answered "yes." Always say "yes" when someone is excited with a weird or impossible question. Then this guy asked how I did it. I was stalling to think of some funny reply when he asked if I stood on it backwards and held the handlebar so I said "yes" again.

Then I went into the urinal and set up the photo with friends. I posted it myself on urinal.net.

Later that night I showed the photo to a friend and told him how I turned the Seway backwards because of splash from the Segway stick. I then rubbed the stick and commented that it was still a bit sticky and asked him to rub it too but he would have nothing to do with that.

It was a fun evening!

Here's a simple yet brilliant design to make your own night vision toilet light out of couple of plastic bottle caps, a 3-volt LED, a button cell battery, a penny and a paper clip that results in a perfectly functional night vision toilet light that operates with a crude gravity switch.

So you can either make this tiny light to mark your path, illuminating your target as soon as you lift the seat, or you could take your chances and rely on dead reckoning and a perfectly unbent penis position. Hey, you could always get yourself a Jonny Glow, or one of those fancy Kohler toilets with built-in lighting.

Or wait, there's one more solution: you could be like some of our girlie men commentators and sit down to pee. Your choice, guys. – Charlie White

Night Vision Toilet [Instructables]

By the way, Bob Iger, CEO of Walt Disney is up there. He looks like a guy in a suit, so I'll spare you the photo.

I cannot believe the "One More Thing" is the CEO of Walt Disney.

This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women.

Now you ladies can really stick it to the man, provided the cardboard stands up to your frantic poundings .

Product Page [Go Your Way via StrangeNewProducts]

UPDATE - Sorry. This is REALLY old. But I liked the picture.