• Gizmodo
  • bestmodo
  • lifehacker
  • kotaku
  • Profile logout login

#penis

Gizmodo

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #dealzmodo,
  • #rumors,
  • #broken,
  • #iphoneapps,
  • #apple,
  • etc.

New York, 11:04 PM
Tue Nov 24
65 posts in the last 24 hours

FR | IT | DE | SP | JP | AU | BR

Gizmodo Team

Tip your editors:
tips@gizmodo.com

Editorial Director:
Brian Lam | Email | Twitter

Editor:
Jason Chen
Email | AIM | Twitter

Features Editor:
Wilson Rothman
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editors:
Jesus Diaz
Email | AIM | Twitter
Mark Wilson, Reviews
Email | AIM | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Matt Buchanan
Email | AIM | Twitter
Adam Frucci
Email | Twitter
Sean Fallon
Email | Twitter
Jack Loftus
Email | Twitter
John Herrman
Email | Twitter
Dan Nosowitz
Email
Chris Mascari
Email
Danny Allen
Email | Twitter
Rosa Golijan
Email | Twitter
Chris Jacob
Email

Columnist:
Brendan I. Koerner

Interns:
Don Nguyen
Email
Kyle VanHemert
Email

Comment Intern:
Nick Ellenoff | Email

Heroes and Friends

Comment Account Questions:
Comments@gizmodo.com

SUBSCRIBE TO Gizmodo RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
9515 Subscribers
Gizmodo
  • posts about #penis more →

    Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction

    Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab

    Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits

    Penis Chandelier—Yes, Penis. Chandelier

    Who On Earth Can Order a $47,000 Solid Gold Penis Enlarger?

    The Penis Train (When Children Playgrounds Go VERY Wrong)

    Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"

    Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?

    Breaking John Mayer News - John Mayer Very Slightly Injures Himself

    Don't Insert Precision Screwdriver Into Penis. Don't!
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    10:49 AM

    In reply to Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction
    Yea, I'll pay someone to basically punch me in my crown jewels. Sure.
     Reply
    Edited by Noobs-R-Us at 11/24/09 10:50 AM Noobs-R-Us was starred Noobs-R-Us was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    04:29 PM

    @Noobs-R-Us: *raises hand* I'll do it free of charge.
     Reply
    Duckspwn was starred Duckspwn was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02:26 AM

    In reply to Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction
    It is said that every picture tells a story. Based on his expression alone this image reveals an extremely sad tale of quiet desperation....
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    01:45 AM

    In reply to Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction
    Is Bob Dole going to endorse this?
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02:22 AM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Why would he? He's already got a stiff member...
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of dingus dingus
    01:40 AM

    In reply to Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction
    Ow My Balls!
     Reply
    dingus was starred dingus was unstarred
    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    11/10/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    New penises will come in a box. Wait... I guess all penises come in a box. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    scarbrtj was starred scarbrtj was unstarred
    Image of qbrad qbrad
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I heard, motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    qbrad was starred qbrad was unstarred
    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I'm scared about what this means for a Monty Python remake. Perhaps we will need Pussy Hand Grenades? #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    blash was starred blash was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Oh great. Now every men will have 16 inch cock at this rate of penile progress.
     Reply
    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 11/09/09 7:32 PM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    So, in theory, can we just grow the penis or does it it require a human host? In theory, of course.

    ps-#Rosa rocks #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of wutlulzky wutlulzky
    11/09/09

    @Curves:

    such theory would be flawed, Males will never be obsolete #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    wutlulzky was starred wutlulzky was unstarred
    Image of comrade_leviathan comrade_leviathan
    11/10/09

    @wutlulzky: As a male, it's my duty to inform you that males exist solely at the whim of women and their bizarre fascination with sexual reproduction. Ironically, the survival of the male species is not in any way due to the existence of our penises.

    [en.wikipedia.org] #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment comrade_leviathan was starred comrade_leviathan was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/10/09

    @Aaron Leeper: Necessary or not, thank goodness for them. They are high on the entertainment factor. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I'm quite happy with what i've got, but you know the old saying, "Two is one and one is none"?

    I mean, you don't drive yer car without a spare tire, so it should follow that, well, you know. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    nutbastard was starred nutbastard was unstarred
    Image of RT100 RT100
    11/09/09

    @nutbastard: you want two? #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    qbrad promoted this comment RT100 was starred RT100 was unstarred
    Image of qbrad qbrad
    11/09/09

    @RT100: think of it as an "emergency road kit" #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    qbrad was starred qbrad was unstarred
    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Yeah, but you didn't say how many rabbits they started with .... #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    ninjagin was starred ninjagin was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    .. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    One cannot be told what the matrix is. One must see it for himself.
     Reply
    Edited by anexanhume at 11/09/09 6:10 PM anexanhume was starred anexanhume was unstarred
    Image of Jake712 Jake712
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    In other news, the sales of red convertibles are expected to decline. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment Jake712 was starred Jake712 was unstarred
    Image of Sinecure Sinecure
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    "Custom Engineered Penises".

    COOL! #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Sinecure was starred Sinecure was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gizmodo account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.