The Sumatran titan arum’s species name – Amorphophallus titanum – means “giant misshapen penis”. Guess what its flower looks like? At full growth, the flower stands 3 meters high, pulses with heat, and smells like rotting meat. The heat and stench attracts flies and beetles, which pollinate the plant. The whole show…
You don't have to look very far to find naked breasts in video games. Uncensored dicks, on the other hand? Those are rarer.
The FDA put out a warning this week that knockoffs of ExtenZe Maximum Strength have been found containing sildenafil — the active ingredient in Viagra and other ED prescriptions. Meaning hopeful pill-poppers may have thought those "herbal supplements" were really kicking in, despite science having proven they just…
Popsicles. Corndogs. Shish kabaobs. There are, you know, options. But sometimes, imagery just doesn't cut it. Here are eleven ways to put penis on the table.
You'd think that if were going to let someone stick a syringe into your genitals, you'd want them to have a medical degree of some sort. Or at least a masters in communications. Not this guy! Death by penis procedure.
Craigslist Casual Encounters is the used condom inside the rusted dumpster behind the internet's foreclosed strip club. But also one of the most entertaining destinations online. Even better than browsing gross naked people? Scoring points for pairing names to nuts.
My senior prank now suddenly feels extremely lackluster. A bunch of New Zealand tricksters killed grass in the form of giant penises all around their school's property—and now the internet has made it forever.
The folks at Chatroulette found a very clever solution for their money shortage and penis overload problems. They're now earning money by forwarding all their penises to Hustler's website:
Fleshbot's got a wonderfully written review on Stoya's new Fleshlight and how the various internal textures feel. Textures? Yes. Instead of replicating a vagina, it replicates...nothing. It's just designed to get the optimal pleasant feeling to your dong. It's just like how airplanes don't copy the shape of birds, yet…
In the future, the compliment to give a guy will be to say that he's hung like a rabbit. It'll imply that he has the super-high libido that comes with fully-functional, custom-engineered penises like those being successfully implanted in bunnies.
From the makers of ShamWow, here's the Cock Shot. It's pretty much just like the ShamWow, but it crushes one's genitals. [via Today's Big Thing]
The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been solved by a dentist (naturally). It's called the BlowGuard.
You may think you have a powerful erection, but how do you know? The Erectile Quality Monitor is here to help.
Reader Tim points out that this massage chair, seen at Sharper Image, looks really familiar. You know, we think he's right, but we can't quite get a grasp on it. We just hope they keep on selling these things even after their stores close-you know, for the human touch. Seriously, it's like on the tip of our tongue.…
Click to viewThree MacBook Air reviews are in from USA Today, Newsweek and the WSJ. The first two reviews are both fairly positive, with caveats, but the WSJ's reads slightly less so. Lets begin.
There's not much to add to this other than "ha ha, you got penis'ed", but we're somewhat curious as to how this thing went down. Was this a prank from a rival school? Was it self-inflicted? Is this their mascot? (Go Fighting Wangs!) Is it still there? We suppose it's pretty apropos that the school is located on Shaft…