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    It's a Gundam Pen

    Livescribe Crams More Storage, New Color Into Pulse Smartpen Line

    Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen

    GSM Cheater Pen Has a Hidden Mic and Micro Earpiece

    Pen Reads Four SD Cards While Looking a Bit Like a Rocket

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    Image of negated: has star powah negated: has star powah
    11/13/09

    In reply to It's a Gundam Pen
    Type 3: I'm gonna pay someone to do my taxes with my Gundam pen and watch the shit out of all that action. #gundampen
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    Image of B52HVet B52HVet
    10/19/09

    In reply to Livescribe Crams More Storage, New Color Into Pulse Smartpen Line
    For $200, I can buy a dictionary and a shitload of BICs. #livescribe
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    10/19/09

    In reply to Livescribe Crams More Storage, New Color Into Pulse Smartpen Line
    To help me in college, I bought one of these so-called "smartpens", totally useless waste of money!

    I mean, WTF is so damned "smart" about it anyway? As I wrote answers to essay questions, did it fix my misspelled words? Or did it alert me to my bad grammar and suggest better sentence structure? Did it ever, even once, give me the correct responses to any quiz questions? No, no, and no, it did not.

    Nope, next time I need to pass a class, I'm sticking to good old tried and true methods of test-taking, like copying off the A-student in front of me or just cramming copious notes inside my shirt sleeve.

    Stupid smartpen.
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    Edited by bosskev at 10/19/09 12:42 AM bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/19/09

    @bosskev: Try the answers written on sticks of gum. Easy to destroy the evidence. That way Senor Chang doesn't find it. #livescribe
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    10/19/09

    In reply to Livescribe Crams More Storage, New Color Into Pulse Smartpen Line
    If I can't microwave people by touching them with it, what good is it going to be? #livescribe
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    Image of sonicsurge sonicsurge
    10/19/09

    @Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: It's all about the stabbing.

    --Motions. The stabbing motions. #livescribe
     Reply
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    Image of Jules Winfield Jules Winfield
    10/19/09

    In reply to Livescribe Crams More Storage, New Color Into Pulse Smartpen Line

    Am I the only one who read "Jack Loftus" and saw "Jack Klompus?"...Must be the pen #livescribe
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/19/09

    @Jules Winfield: What, you don't think I've seen this kind of comment?? I've seen, this kind of comment, hundreds of times! #livescribe
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    Image of Jules Winfield Jules Winfield
    10/19/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:
    lol! The funny thing is, I can hear his voice saying it.
    I love sponge cake! #livescribe
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    10/19/09

    @Jules Winfield: I bet I could use this pen to calculate tips when my Willard malfunctions. #livescribe
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    Image of elementary elementary
    10/19/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: I can't get it open. #livescribe
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    Image of James Cramer James Cramer
    11/12/09

    @elementary: Yay! Jerry got it open! #livescribe
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    To all the naysayers below, we're all aware that you could just as easily actually steal one from a bank, or buy a real security pen http://www.shoplet.com/office/db/MMF28908.html

    However, both of those choices defeat the capitalist spirit of this.
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    Edited by Geisrud at 07/30/09 12:57 PM Geisrud was starred Geisrud was unstarred
    Image of EBone EBone
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    For the douche who wants to look tough but isn't ready to make the commitment to a tattoo.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    rant/
    Damnit! Not everything has to be a silly ironic statement or clever message. Do you really need attention that bad? Sometimes a pen is just a pen. You write with it. Buy 3 dozen of these for the same price.
    /rant
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    07/30/09

    @combat chuck: The irony of your statement is that silly ironic statements are unnecessary grabs for attention. You could have said nothing, and had the same effect.

    Also, you're wrong. Irony and wit are the height of humor.
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    DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    07/30/09

    @DeusExMach is a star-bellied sneetch.: Touché.

    I guess I was trying to say that you'd be spending $4 to get one pen so you could be mildly amusing for a minute. So just save the money and think of something funny to say for free. You might even get more laughs.
     Reply
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    Image of NurseDave NurseDave
    07/30/09

    @combat chuck: What's brown and sticky?


    A stick!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
     Reply
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    Classy!

    My striped shirt and bandit's mask are at the cleaners, or I'd do the job right, with a big round bomb.
     Reply
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    I think it would be cooler to walk around with a sack with a big "$" on it.
     Reply
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    07/30/09

    @badhatharry: Does my tattoo count?
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    Gann promoted this comment anexanhume was starred anexanhume was unstarred
    Image of Gann Gann
    07/30/09

    @anexanhume:Only if it's on your sack
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    NurseDave promoted this comment Gann was starred Gann was unstarred
    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    07/30/09

    @Gann: Which one? The excess skin from my goiter is still hanging on. I had to decorate it somehow.
     Reply
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    07/30/09

    @anexanhume: If you fill that with gold, you will be the hardest core motherfucker around.
     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/30/09

    @badhatharry: He should do it and promptly change his name to Flintheart Glomgold. That would be hot.
     Reply
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    07/30/09

    @badhatharry: It was already lined with gold, helps keep out the rodents.
     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    Umm. I can steal the pen from my bank for free.
     Reply
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    Image of Grahmo Grahmo
    07/30/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Can you really steal for free? Isnt that an oxymoron, or close to it
     Reply
    badhatharry promoted this comment Grahmo was starred Grahmo was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    07/30/09

    @Grahmo: Yes, he can really steal it for free. If he steals it, he does not pay for it, hence it is free. It's not an oxymoron. It's redundant. But it exists to highlight his point on how paying for this is stupid, therefore it is not a syntax error.
     Reply
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    07/30/09

    @badhatharry: Also, it is now showing up on my screen that I approved Ponies! comment. The implication that Ponies! needs my approval to comment is shaking me to my very soul.
     Reply
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/30/09

    In reply to Convince Her You're a Bad Boy with the Bank Job Pen
    i would probably deploy this office tool as a whip to "encourage" fellow employs to work faster.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/13/09

    In reply to GSM Cheater Pen Has a Hidden Mic and Micro Earpiece
    You don't need an ear piece. Just add in a servo control so it can fill in the right mark.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    04/13/09

    @WhiteGuyOnWebCam_GitEmSteveDave: If you have the smarts to think up of something like that, why are you still sitting in school?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/13/09

    @ripfire: I am inventive, but a horrible test taker.
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    04/13/09

    In reply to GSM Cheater Pen Has a Hidden Mic and Micro Earpiece
    im suprised some geeks haven't hacked the livescribe pens to read and transmit what it scans to a remote computer
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    Image of danger the pirate danger the pirate
    04/13/09

    In reply to GSM Cheater Pen Has a Hidden Mic and Micro Earpiece
    get a clear pen. type your answers in 4 pt font. roll cheat sheet in pen. win.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    04/13/09

    @danger the pirate ★ has a fake star and that's good enough ...: You can use those stripping lady pen. Instead of revealing her boobies when you hold it upside down, it shows your cheat sheet.
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/13/09

    @danger the pirate ★ has a fake star and that's good enough ...: Go with writing on gum. Easier to dispose of the evidence.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    04/13/09

    @WhiteGuyOnWebCam_GitEmSteveDave: That explains all that wad of gum underneath school desks!
     Reply
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