@frigg: The app is mostly for when people find you offensive when what you did made a couple of people laugh, didn't target or even hurt anyone, but people still want you to apologize.
@pettiblay: this type of shit is insidious, and it can do damage. I'm a brown guy, and after 9/11 there was lots of anti-muslim talk. Most of it didn't bother me, because it was letting off steam. But when i heard it on npr's prarie home companion, it really got to me, b/c it felt like there was NOBODY who cared, and it was only get worse.
So when pepsi comes out with an app that mildly insults women as sexual objects, it can be more hurtful than anything Howard Stern says.
@nutbastard: I'm no mathamagician, but wouldn't adding 2 to 136 (I'm sorry, adding 2 2 136) equal about 13, and therefore be less than 140? I would like for you to check my math on this, because I went to an arts school and have a BFA in theater.
fair enough, but they could've killed that apostrophe, or perhaps they could have gone with one of the many synonyms for 'humorous' that have less than 8 chars.
The app is for comedic purposes. Anyone who actually downloaded the app can tell that none of these "tips" will work. They are just there for shits and giggles. Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. I'm almost certain that if Dasani Water, or SlimFast made an app that showed women how to pick up men, we wouldn't have a problem.
It's comedy people, some will find it funny, some won't. You don't have to download it and you sure as hell don't have to acknowledge it. Move on.
My friend just came back into town and has an iphone. It's pretty annoying how often he is checking it, texting, etc. Nothing says fun like sitting there staring at the wall while your friend is locked in on his phone for 1-2 minutes every 5 minutes.
@Saboth: that's not so bad. I have a friend who sends more than 4000 texts per month. One month during the summer he sent 7000. I stole his phone for 2 minutes once. He got 5 texts in that time.
Any apology that was sent via Twitter and includes two instances of the number 2 as "to" doesn't really fly in my book.
That said, I thought it was humorous. But yeah, checking your iPhone several times during a date won't help your case, regardless of what information you've suddenly just learned.
If I'm looking at my phone while on a date with you, it's because I find browsing icanhascheezburger.com entries that I've already seen 15 times funnier and more interesting than you.
@Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: What I do is I steal a strand of their hair, and I keep it in a drawer so I can someday make a super clone of everyone I have ever slept with. So far I have two strands of hair, but one of them is from some girl whose boobs I brushed up against on the subway.
@Dancing Milkcarton: There's a reason they keep moving around when "Weekend Update" is aired. And why all the truly horrible sketches get aired after the second musical performance.
For over a decade, I've sort of imagined Lorne Michaels standing by the camera giving the "cut" sign to every sketch. Personally, I think that every sketch should have a hard limit of 2.5 minutes and the order of performance should be randomly drawn from a hat.
@OMG! Ponies!: Honestly, the funniest thing I saw on SNL was when I tuned in and Amy Poehler was saying goodbye. Not her saying goodbye, but that whole Weekend Update was chock full o' funny. Especially the Patterson sketch. I'm so pissed they got yelled at for that, b/c I still laugh when I think about it. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go pay for 50 dollars worth of circus tickets.
Thanks to DVRs, people fast-forward through commercials. Thanks to YouTube, many people don't even watch the show when and where it's originally shown.
The shows still cost money to make but because people viewing habits have radically changed, the ability to sell commercial airtime through traditional means has waned. And no, smirking referential product placement is not funny. It was a cute gag in Wayne's World. It was overhyped and mistaken for clever writing on 30 Rock. It's an old gag and proof of weak writing.
Keep laughing, keep whining. It won't be long until the annoying TNT-style bottom-third popup ads become the norm.
@OMG! Ponies!: Those Outback Steakhouse references in 30 Rock this week were disgusting. NBC is the biggest culprit of this kind of sellout. And network television wonders why they're losing viewership. I'll take the TNT style lower pop-ups any day as they're easy to ignore. Stitching that effluvium into show dialogue is however not easy to ignore and only serves to aggravate.
@HDC: That's the vicious cycle. They throw in product placement and drive away viewers. Which lowers ad rates. Which leads to more product placement. And worse writing. And worse viewership.
The solution to getting people to watch ads is simple - make better ads. Here's one of my favorites, with Peyton Manning, who is consistently in well-written ads.
@Franknbeans: Yeah, unlike Adam Savage who has gotten a little chunkier since he got the Mythterns(Dump Grant and Torry, just leave me Kari), RDA seems to have relaxed a little too much by his pond with no fish with some six packs.
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Looks like they're getting ready to release.
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So when pepsi comes out with an app that mildly insults women as sexual objects, it can be more hurtful than anything Howard Stern says.
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R app trd 2 sho d lol of guys tryn 2 pick up chx. sry if its fail txt us if ur mad.
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they're only at 136 chars by my count...
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two of em in this case :P
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fair enough, but they could've killed that apostrophe, or perhaps they could have gone with one of the many synonyms for 'humorous' that have less than 8 chars.
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couldn't we manage both?
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It's comedy people, some will find it funny, some won't. You don't have to download it and you sure as hell don't have to acknowledge it. Move on.
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XD
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Crazy.
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That's freaking incredible.
Do his fingers bleed?
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That said, I thought it was humorous. But yeah, checking your iPhone several times during a date won't help your case, regardless of what information you've suddenly just learned.
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Hey, I'm free to babysit if anyone needs it.
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That's brilliant!
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Every SNL has ~ 8 minutes of genuinely funny stuff in it. These clips do not belong in those 8 minutes.
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For over a decade, I've sort of imagined Lorne Michaels standing by the camera giving the "cut" sign to every sketch. Personally, I think that every sketch should have a hard limit of 2.5 minutes and the order of performance should be randomly drawn from a hat.
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Thanks to DVRs, people fast-forward through commercials. Thanks to YouTube, many people don't even watch the show when and where it's originally shown.
The shows still cost money to make but because people viewing habits have radically changed, the ability to sell commercial airtime through traditional means has waned. And no, smirking referential product placement is not funny. It was a cute gag in Wayne's World. It was overhyped and mistaken for clever writing on 30 Rock. It's an old gag and proof of weak writing.
Keep laughing, keep whining. It won't be long until the annoying TNT-style bottom-third popup ads become the norm.
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The solution to getting people to watch ads is simple - make better ads. Here's one of my favorites, with Peyton Manning, who is consistently in well-written ads.
And here is another ad, from Verizon, also funny.
Make good ads and people will watch them.
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I curse you all to a retirement age of constant angst over your naturally aging, fattening bodies. He's one year shy of 60 for chrissakes.
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