<![CDATA[Gizmodo: perverts]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: perverts]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/perverts http://gizmodo.com/tag/perverts <![CDATA[Chinese Transparent City Plan Leaves Little Room for Privacy]]> The Chinese architects called MAD gathered a bunch of fellow glass-steel-and-concrete artists to design the city center of Huaxi, in Guiyang, China. The goal was maximum eco-friendliness; the end product was a kinkily see-through skyline.

I'm not going to say I don't love the look of these proposed buildings—they are a noble attempt to put environmental relevance and soulfulness in front of sheer density and speed of construction—but damn if they don't appear to be freakishly devoid of privacy.

The building that MAD itself designed barely has so few enclosures, they must be planning to install bathrooms in the elevators. You can see it in the foreground above, and in the gallery below, along with three equally transparent concepts from BIG (which looks like a Wii), Emergent (which looks like it was designed by the Master Control Program) and Rojkind Architects (which looks like it was drawn by a Parkinson's sufferer).

You only start seeing some semblance of privacy when you get to this would-be Podling village by Serie:

There are 11 buildings total, all with seductively nouveau designs, some even fit for people who are modest, mecha fat and/or coyote ugly. To get a better sense of how they harmoniously fit together, hit the links. [MAD via designboom and Dezeen]

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<![CDATA[Congressman Wants All Cameraphones to Make Sounds, Foil Covert Pervtography]]> Representative Pete King of New York has introduced a bill to Congress that would require all new cameraphones to have shutter sounds. Why? For the children!

The bill states that "Congress finds that children and adolescents have been exploited by photographs taken in dressing rooms and public places with the use of a camera phone," a fact which I doubt many would challenge. What many will challenge are the notions that the main purpose of silent camera modes is to perv on Kindergartners and that banning these modes would stop anyone from doing so.

There is a practically unlimited supply of existing, silent-mode-enabled cameras that are available to anyone who wants them, not to mention the fact that many cameraphones have video modes, which present a problem that couldn't really be solved short of requiring handsets to scream "HEY NAKED KIDS, I'M TAKING A VIDEO RIGHT NOW SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO GET YOUR PARENTS" on loop for the duration of the recording.

The measure wouldn't be effective at solving the problem it set out to, but it would certainly be effective at stripping a useful feature from phones for regular, law-abiding users who just don't want a tacky fake mirror slap every time they take a picture. Update: This kind of thing has been happening in Japan for some time now, so make of that what you will. [Crave]

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<![CDATA[Ultimate Perv Tech Creates Model of Your Naked Body Using Photo of You Fully Clothed]]> Have you ever wondered what somebody looks like under their clothes? I'm guessing you have! Well, so have researchers at Brown University. That's why they've developed some fancy software that creates models of what people look like naked based only on pictures of them in their clothes. Awesome?

The researchers claim that the technology is designed for people like forensic detectives and fashion designers, but I can see through that pretty easily. That's like Google claiming that private browsing is used for buying people gifts: unless those gifts are gifts of porn, that's not what anyone will use it for.

So I guess we can look forward to a future where perverts can snap pictures of people on the street and then take them home to their computer, converting the pictures into accurate naked 3D models. We're way beyond just using binoculars from across the street; it's the 21st century, after all. [Eurekalert]

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<![CDATA[Finally, Night Vision Goggles Get Priced Low Enough for Cheapskate Perverts]]> Night vision goggles are one of those things that you've always wanted, but known that the novelty wasn't worth the hundreds (or thousands) of dollars such fancy equipment obviously would cost. Well, good news! Now there are night vision goggles priced with you, the amateur pervert, in mind. Only $90! The EyeClops goggles we checked out in February are finally for sale. They're similar but assuredly crappier than the ones special forces badasses use! No sleeping ladies are safe when you've got cheap night vision goggles. [ThinkGeek]

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<![CDATA[College Student Arrested After Installing Webcam Spy Software On Women's Laptops]]> A 23-year-old student named Craig Feigin is facing possible felony charges in Florida for allegedly putting spyware of the worst kind on up to 10 women's laptop computers. The programs, which he apparently wrote himself, would cause the integrated webcams on the laptops to take snapshots at certain times when a person was close and upload them to a server on the internet, where he would be able to browse them at will. This included several photos of at least one woman in various states of undress. The moral of the story: Make sure you trust your computer repair geek, or at least keep an eye on what they're doing to your machines. [Ars]

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<![CDATA[Japanese Men Perfect the Cloak of Invisibility Much to Japanese Women's Dismay]]> Japan's been tooling around with versions of invisibility cloaks for years now, but they seem to have finally perfected it. Theoretically. By using "left-handed metamaterials" to make electromagnetic control devices, researchers can generate lenses that either reflect no light or have a perfect focal point—the end result of which lets you create a perfect invisibility cloak to skulk around Tokyo with. If you're really interested in the physics of the situation, you can head over to Nikkeibp, but we're pretty sure the illustration above will explain the matter just fine. [Nikkeibp]

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<![CDATA[Peepers Delight: Binoculars with 5MP DigiCam Built-In]]> I've got good news for you bird watchers and peepers out there: you can now take binocular pictures that are actually decent quality. These binoculars have a 5-megapixel digital camera built right in, allowing you to really zoom in on your neighbors nipples.

It's got a 1.5-inch LCD screen, can do video, and plugs into your computer via USB. Not too shabby. It's available now for $236, pervs.

Product Page [via Crave]

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<![CDATA[New Security Camera Can See Through Clothes]]> Look for applications for airport security guards to skyrocket in the near future: a new technology will allow the wand wavers to see through people's clothes. It's to let them see if anyone is carrying a nuclear bomb in their pants, I guess.

The process, called passive millimeter-wave technology, currently provides "somewhat fuzzy" grayscale images, but the researchers are working to get the quality up so you can really see those nipples stand out.

The Inquirer [via Ubergizmo]

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