Clothing Store Body Scanners Know Your Every Curve

Finding a new pair of jeans probably takes longer than it should since you usually waste a lot of time trying on sizes you think should fit, but never will. So like a best friend who's not afraid to tell you how it is, a clothing shop in the UK has just added a full body 3D scanner that will reveal the cold, hard truth … » 10/25/11 9:21am 10/25/11 9:21am

This Is the Guy Who Allegedly Hacked Scarlett Johansson

This is Christopher Chaney, the phone hacker who's allegedly responsible for last month's leaked images from Scarlett Johansson's BlackBerry. The Daily grabbed the first photo of him since he was arrested for a litany of charges yesterday, including hacking at least 50 celebrities. » 10/13/11 4:18pm 10/13/11 4:18pm

Intrepid Masturbating Cable Installer Serviced Woman's Living Room with …

Cable installers are dicks. They keep you on house arrest for unreasonable blocks of your day; they break appointments on a whim; they show up at your home to smile and masturbate in your living room; they install the wr—hold on. » 9/16/11 10:07am 9/16/11 10:07am

Gifts For Pervs Who Like Like Gadgets

Everyone knows a Quagmire or a Masuka that enjoys their gadgets as much as they enjoy themselves—or rather, they enjoy using their gadgets TO enjoy themselves. This is for them, or for you, if you're buying under an alias. » 11/27/09 5:00pm 11/27/09 5:00pm