Second Generation Pet Rock is USB-Powered, Still Does Nothing

Maybe I'm just not a good pet owner, but I never understood the original Pet Rock. Mine just sat there holding down papers on my desk and refused to eat. Looks like this USB-powered one doesn't do much either. » 11/24/09 10:20pm 11/24/09 10:20pm

Nothing is On Sale for $6.28

It had to happen. Someone is now selling Nothing, and undoubtedly, some suckers are buying it. It's a piece of packaging with a clear plastic sphere sticking out of it that contains absolutely nothing. Well, there's something in there, but it's just the same as what's outside it: thin air. And get this: It costs… » 5/04/07 11:00pm 5/04/07 11:00pm