Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber

On a slow news day, one company can always be relied on to bring out something so unutterably useless that I fall to my knees and give thanks to James T. Kirk and all the angels: Brando. Their phone strap-slash-stylus-slash-lightsaber-for people-of-extremely-restricted-growth costs five bucks and would redefine the… » 3/26/08 7:16am 3/26/08 7:16am