I have quite the collection of novelty phones, but I got rid of my landline service years ago. The truth of novelty phone collecting is that even though you don't have them plugged in and ringing, they're still very amusing. I'm currently in the hunt for a 30s-era bakelite stromberg-carlson (in black) and a desirable WE payphone.
That's progress for ya! There's so much to miss: like the batman utility belt that made us look so cool before our phone did everything; the studly boombox on our shoulders before mp3's w/ earbuds; the ever blinking "12:00" on the VCR - ah nostalgia!
@PaddyDugan: I used to set my shows to start recording at 6:23. Why? Because I COULD.
9-year-old me was 1337 before 1337 was cool.
(it's still not cool).
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Excellent list. I have a few more to add: #Louder Ringer.
#Total silence for notifications when the phone is on vibrate. When you are on a call...IT STILL RINGS SYSTEM SOUNDS
#Phone App. Sucks. It's slow, it's buggy and it's so unresponsive, when you slide up to answer, the phone still vibrates TWICE before picking up the phone. Seriously, my Treo should not be more responsive than the Pre.
I'm not usually like this, but… for god sakes, man, use a comma— or six.
After what seems like years of 'Will they? Won't they?' speculation, this pic has appeared on the Chinese site PDAFans, and is, at the least, a vaguely Pre-looking device bearing a Dell logo. It is rumored to be released by the end of the year, and, assuming this is real, it looks like it will be running Android.
@soggy_cheerio: While punctual grace is always appreciated, wouldn't you say that was perhaps a bit overdone? This is like a NOW activist and Jerry Falwell debating abortion--both should be moderated a bit. You know, moderated--like, pimpslapped with the business end of a pissed-off moray eel.
@fluidexistence: No, overdone would be mentioning the capitalization and homophone issue. But, since it's Mr. Crisp's second post on the Giz, I figured I'd cut him a break, while simultaneously giving him a proper initiation by ribbing him on it. That was the tone, no?
@soggy_cheerio: although in Mr. Crisp's defense, you've arguably over-punctuated one or two times yourself (e.g. "It is rumored to be released by the end of the year, and, assuming this is real," -> "it is rumored to be released by the end of the year and, assuming this is real,").
I remember reading somewhere that there's almost a statistical certainty that someone who corrects someone else's grammar on the internet will make a grammatical mistake of their own in the text of their correction. Which means I've probably made at least one as well.
@frigg: I did the best with what I had to work with. I would have never written it that way in the first place. But, it is actually correct the way I have it written.
Perhaps he prefers to segregate his calls by type, using discrete phone numbers. Phone #1 is for family and friends. Phone #2 is for work. Phones #3-#8 are for credtors (and all set to silent mode).
@erichg14: Jigoo. Tim mentioned me in the voicemails today, so I had to acknowledge. I should have asked all the freaks who use Gawker to friend me as well. Maybe next week when he re-opens the free side.
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9-year-old me was 1337 before 1337 was cool.
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"I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."
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#Louder Ringer.
#Total silence for notifications when the phone is on vibrate. When you are on a call...IT STILL RINGS SYSTEM SOUNDS
#Phone App. Sucks. It's slow, it's buggy and it's so unresponsive, when you slide up to answer, the phone still vibrates TWICE before picking up the phone. Seriously, my Treo should not be more responsive than the Pre.
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After what seems like years of 'Will they? Won't they?' speculation, this pic has appeared on the Chinese site PDAFans, and is, at the least, a vaguely Pre-looking device bearing a Dell logo. It is rumored to be released by the end of the year, and, assuming this is real, it looks like it will be running Android.
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I remember reading somewhere that there's almost a statistical certainty that someone who corrects someone else's grammar on the internet will make a grammatical mistake of their own in the text of their correction. Which means I've probably made at least one as well.
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THANK YOU FOR CALLING DELL COMPUTERS PLEASE HOLD....*in the background* hey asshole! don't cut me off! fuck you!...OK SIR HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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It would have been nice if the punch line had used an actual word.
creditors*
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and do you think he has a another ear piece in his other ear?
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