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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    09:44 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    A quick google search of the 800-number results in some interesting reading. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09:39 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Actually, ear full of cleavage feels good. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    09:32 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    now if she were only bacon-flavored, we'd have something.... #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    09:36 PM

    @fuzzymuffins: There's an app[liable lubricant] for that.

    [gizmodo.com] #theeroticaphone
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    Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09:26 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Let everyone know you're a cunning linguist, today! #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    09:21 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    If this thing can forward calls, I am re-outfitting my office. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    09:17 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    So, in 1984, that young exec was bragging to his former frat brothers about how he makes more money than God, spends it all on blow, and has a sweet new boobie-phone.

    Anyone else find it ironic that this product can be ordered from a company based out of Mission, Kansas? #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    09:07 PM

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    I think it'd provide aural sex rather than oral sex.

    I'm surprised that it only plugs into the wall and doesn't let you plug-in. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    09:34 PM

    @Nathan Obbards: Hey, at least they didn't go the extra mile for realism and design it to make your ear bloody a few days each month, one way or another.

    Y'know, by, like, inexplicably cranking up the volume on you? #theeroticaphone
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    05:23 PM

    In reply to iPhone Apps Have to Be Approved by Robots Now, Too
    Maybe I'm naive, but isn't that a good thing? It always seemed to me that if you wanted to use unauthorized APIs just make a jailbreak app. Othewise if you want to be in the App Store, stick to the rules (which are admittedly draconian at times, but this not being one of them). #appstore
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    05:02 PM

    In reply to Magellan Sends Its Eldest Child Into the iPhone Turn-By-Turn App War, Tearfully
    I see a rich person unwittingly stumbled into Santa Ana and is using it to escape. Smart move man. I hope your doors are locked. #magellanroadmate
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    06:29 PM

    @Nathan Obbards: I drove into Compton once looking for gas. The guy waving the gun at me on the off ramp didn't seem to like me too much (or maybe it was my driving).

    Sadly, this is a true story. #magellanroadmate
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    06:46 PM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I don't doubt the veracity of that story. Compton is one place I avoid. #magellanroadmate
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    Image of ak4ray005 ak4ray005
    06:54 PM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: You say that like you're surprised...Compton ain't no place for a pasty ass, nerdy cracker like you.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment ak4ray005 was starred ak4ray005 was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    07:00 PM

    @ak4ray005: You had me laughing. #magellanroadmate
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    07:01 PM

    @Shamoononon: Oh boy, I thought I could reply to those without them being promoted.

    *shame*

    Sorry.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/16/09 7:09 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    04:47 PM

    In reply to Magellan Sends Its Eldest Child Into the iPhone Turn-By-Turn App War, Tearfully
    "Google's telegraphed their intention to NUKE THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE..." LMAO. Most appropriately chosen set of words ever. #magellanroadmate
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    Image of NorwoodIsMyHero NorwoodIsMyHero
    05:01 PM

    @TheSonOfKrypton: These guys are all so screwed. It's like watching the party scene in Independence Day right before the alien beam goes off. #magellanroadmate
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    TheSonOfKrypton promoted this comment Edited by NorwoodIsMyHero at 11/16/09 5:01 PM NorwoodIsMyHero was starred NorwoodIsMyHero was unstarred
    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    05:04 PM

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Agreed, having the google navigation app now(since we worked so hard on xda-developers to get it to work on the G1), all others look like trash. Even those that cost upwards of $100 pale in comparison. #magellanroadmate
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    TheSonOfKrypton promoted this comment MarcusMaximus was starred MarcusMaximus was unstarred
    Image of Monty Monty
    03:58 PM

    In reply to iPhone Apps Have to Be Approved by Robots Now, Too
    This seems like a perfectly reasonable step given the workflow Apple has in place for app approval. (Is it "App" or "app"? Is there an official "app grammer" playbook yet?)

    Given the fact that the only way to get apps on an iPhone / Touch is to go through iTunes and the shear number of apps being developed, it makes sense Apple would make the process as streamlined as they can - even if a few submissions are hurt in the process.

    Still, I want to back-up a step. Apple set this system up primarily (from what we have been told) to protect the cellular network and their proprietary device. This allows the elves in Cupertino (even the new cyborg ones) to determine if the app is naughty or nice. Got it. However, couldn't Apple give a "back door" approach to putting an app on your device without going through iTunes or Apple that has more limited access to the device and the network? If done correctly, it could protect all of the parties involved, dramatically reduce jail breaking the device, and would slow down the ridiculous number of apps being submitted. I know, it is a ridiculous concept, and I could write the rebuttal myself - but it seems a more benevolent Apple would consider this an option in the future. #appstore
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    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    04:01 PM

    @Monty: Ah, but then some devs could get away with not paying the 30% to Apple when their app sells. #appstore
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    Monty promoted this comment MarcusMaximus was starred MarcusMaximus was unstarred
    Image of Monty Monty
    04:04 PM

    @MarcusMaximus: Doh! Forgot about that.

    Seriously, though - does Apple make money on that percentage, or does it get wasted away on continuing to improve the submission process? At this point, I almost wonder if Apple would love to get rid of all of the fart apps and leave the store to the high-end products from companies that have significant experience developing software. Not to say the fart apps are not great -- I am just wondering if there is a compromise here that could improve the process for the end-user and the elves in Cupertino. #appstore
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