Say what you want about John McAfee—that he's crazy, that he's a murderer, that he's a crazy murderer, that he's a creepo drug addict, that he's a creepo drug addict with a harem of young girls—the man gets around.

You might've heard that Babyface Sam Biddle is on SPIKE this CES. But did you know that there's also freaking 100-foot-tall Biddle glaring at the convention center? That's sponsored by Taco Bell? We've been giving him crap about it all week, and now it's your turn.

So some stuff happened today in smartphone land! Google will likely soon own Motorola, giving it the chance to have complete control over a piece of hardware. To make it perfect. To make it theirs. Why don't you try first?

For this week's Photoshop Contest, I asked you to come up with some really crazy patents. I'm not sure how crazy they are, but I do know that none of them would be accepted by the patent office.

Yesterday, we saw a patent for a contraption designed to spin a pregnant woman around really fast so a baby would pop out. Surely, you can do just as well.

For this week's Photoshop Contest, I asked you to stick some of today's gadgets into the glorious days of the early 90's. And you delivered! If only my 11-year-old self could see this stuff, he'd totally flip out.

The early 90's were pretty rad, but the gadgets weren't really all that great. Landlines and Windows 3.1 were the norm. Bummer! Let's rewrite some history and fix these issues.

Last week, I asked you to help BP out with Photoshopping their publicity photos, something they clearly were having a hard time with. And wow, you delivered a deluge of images, each one more embarrassing for BP than the last.

BP has been outed as a secret Photoshopper, albeit a pretty crappy one. I think we can help them out with those cleanup pictures, can't we?

For this week's Photoshop Contest, I asked you to design some upgrades to the human body to make life better or easier. Some of your entries are sort of good ideas! OK, who am I kidding? They're ridiculous.