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Okay the contest could be interesting. Now the real question, is this guy for real and who the heck is he? Yes I tried googling various search phrases and came up with the photo but no name. I believe this is a shopped photo so I would be interested to find out what this guy really looks like.
@franco1975: Brilliant I thank you I knew it was shopped but I have seen weird stuff done in the name of body building. Plus the biologist side of my schooling was scream that this had to be a hoax or this guy had major health issues.
I would kindly appreciate you taking the picture of my house down. Those decorations are going to be a surprise for my girlfriend (bitch has to earn her keep somehow)
Do you have kids, Adam? I ask only because I am a slave to these small menaces of society that force me annually to create a ridiculous mind-numbing illuminated display. If I fail, it is non-stop whining throughout the holiday season. I have often wondered which punishment is worse. Adding questionable flair to our display is something I whole-heatedly support.
Aside from having to work in a retail environment in this season (which, I admit I did for nearly a decade) the only thing worse is being forced to participate in the destruction of humanity through supposedly harmless illuminated displays. Our children will destroy us all, I tell you.
@Monty: I work in retail advertising and have a kid. It's the double edged sword that cuts both ways. Luckily my wife does almost all the decorating to spare me.
Oh, I am not falling for that, Frucci. Or should I say MOM! Yeah, I know it's you! And I know you want me to play your little "photoshop contest", but then you're just gonna take my entry and show it to people saying "this is what he has up at his house! See how he doesn't love his mother!"
Look, I know you're always upset when I can't come into town for Christmas. But, Mom, I'm busy! I have a job and a life now! I have a family of my own! I can't always fly halfway across the country for all three of your Christmas parties! Isn't one enough? Or does my family not deserve my attention as much as you do?
Look, I know you don't exactly approve of my wife but.... Look, she was only doing that to pay for college.......Yes, I know waiting tables at Denny's is humilating, mother! .......Well, that's what she's willing to do for an educa- .......Well, maybe it's because she wanted something more than marrying into money! Maybe-....
.....Look, I'm not going to go into that with you again, mother...... Of course I'm ashamed of Dad's work, HE WAS A PORN STAR....... Yes, I know a lot of people do it, but not in their SIXTIES!
Look, I don't want to have this conversation with you right now...... Because, mother! The babysitter has the kids, so me and my lovely, college-educated wife are about to go have a lovely night out, have dinner, see a movie, and then perhaps go home and have sexual intercourse WITHOUT A CAMERA. LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!
.............Alright, I love you, too, Mom. Merry Christmas, and I'll see you next week.
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CAME. IN. A. ROCKET CAN!?!
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FIND A NEW GOD!
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That joke is SO 2007 you gize.
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And also because I misread the post because I'm half awake. Damn freezing, coma-inducing office.
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There's a fap for that.
....ehh, I'm not particularly fond of any of these, so feel free to take 'em. Sounds like a fun one, though.
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I would kindly appreciate you taking the picture of my house down. Those decorations are going to be a surprise for my girlfriend (bitch has to earn her keep somehow)
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Aside from having to work in a retail environment in this season (which, I admit I did for nearly a decade) the only thing worse is being forced to participate in the destruction of humanity through supposedly harmless illuminated displays. Our children will destroy us all, I tell you.
Merry Christmas, anyway.
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sounds like a good case for legalizing postpartum abortions.
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Look, I know you're always upset when I can't come into town for Christmas. But, Mom, I'm busy! I have a job and a life now! I have a family of my own! I can't always fly halfway across the country for all three of your Christmas parties! Isn't one enough? Or does my family not deserve my attention as much as you do?
Look, I know you don't exactly approve of my wife but.... Look, she was only doing that to pay for college.......Yes, I know waiting tables at Denny's is humilating, mother! .......Well, that's what she's willing to do for an educa- .......Well, maybe it's because she wanted something more than marrying into money! Maybe-....
.....Look, I'm not going to go into that with you again, mother...... Of course I'm ashamed of Dad's work, HE WAS A PORN STAR....... Yes, I know a lot of people do it, but not in their SIXTIES!
Look, I don't want to have this conversation with you right now...... Because, mother! The babysitter has the kids, so me and my lovely, college-educated wife are about to go have a lovely night out, have dinner, see a movie, and then perhaps go home and have sexual intercourse WITHOUT A CAMERA. LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!
.............Alright, I love you, too, Mom. Merry Christmas, and I'll see you next week.