There's actually something worse than some poor Wal-Mart worker being trampled to death by a herd of fatass shoppers attempting to buy a half price Wii?
@OCEntertainment: Non Retail, but since the folks who are higher than me on the OrgChart will be gone, someone from management has to be here. (Only here to make an appearance of working, but here none-the-less.)
@Nathan Obbards: It appears a lot of work went into the first place choice. Unfortunately, nothing beats the look on the face of that toddler. #photoshopcontest
There's an actual easter egg as found by Mass Effect fans. The same people who voiced Admiral Hackett and Captain Anderson make voice apearances, and a commanding officer just happens to be named Shepherd. Or, it could just be a coincidence. #photoshopcontest
@InsidiousTuna: That's... not the point of the contest. The point of the contest is to measure how many people take a screenshot of portraits of George Washington in the sieged White House and Photoshop Obama on top. #photoshopcontest
@LuckyPenny: Well, hello Nick. i would like to welcome you to the internet. this is obviously your first visit so there are a couple things to keep an eye out for: sarcasm, nigerian princes, and cup chicks. i hope you enjoy your stay. #photoshopcontest
@Nathan Obbards: Oh wow I get it, it says bitter because lemons are bitter! OMG! Why don't I go and email that Nigerian prince I was talking to earlier, he seemed very bitter about politics. #photoshopcontest
@bleek: You should definitely suggest that the Nigerian prince join the lemon party. I think he would really appreciate it. I mean, you have to be bitter about politics if you live in Nigeria, so a new party might make things better. #photoshopcontest
@bleek: That's how you can tell they're classy professionals. Only those kinds of people are given .org sites. And only intelligent people are given TV shows on Fox News. It's true. #photoshopcontest
@Nathan Obbards: Oh yes, they totally don't hire people who like to do stories on things they know nothing about, like Mass Effect. They are all very professional, just like .org sites! #photoshopcontest
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Zing! Finance Humor!
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We going for awful or awesome here?
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The former, I'd consider you blessed. The latter.....you sincerely have my deepest sympathies. Godspeed.
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Also the Rocky one is SO WIN...
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Lordy, I'm old. #photoshopcontest
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@bleek: But they've got such pretty invitations. #photoshopcontest
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