• Gizmodo
  • bestmodo
  • lifehacker
  • kotaku
  • Profile logout login

#photoshopcontest#gttechcrunch

Gizmodo

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #dealzmodo,
  • #rumors,
  • #broken,
  • #iphoneapps,
  • #apple,
  • etc.

New York, 2:52 AM
Tue Dec 8
72 posts in the last 24 hours

FR | IT | DE | SP | JP | AU | BR

Gizmodo Team

Tip your editors:

Editorial Director:
Brian Lam | | Twitter

Editor:
Jason Chen
| AIM | Twitter

Features Editor:
Wilson Rothman
| Twitter

Senior Contributing Editors:
Jesus Diaz
| AIM | Twitter
Mark Wilson, Reviews
| AIM | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Matt Buchanan
| AIM | Twitter
Adam Frucci
| Twitter
Sean Fallon
| Twitter
Jack Loftus
| Twitter
John Herrman
| Twitter
Dan Nosowitz

Chris Mascari

Danny Allen
| Twitter
Rosa Golijan
| Twitter
Chris Jacob

Columnist:
Brendan I. Koerner

Interns:
Don Nguyen

Kyle VanHemert

Heroes and Friends

Comment Account Questions:

SUBSCRIBE TO Gizmodo RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
9515 Subscribers
Gizmodo
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    12/04/09

    In reply to Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations
    Any one who does this: [wtfcalls.net] gets bonus points
     Reply
    Nathan Obbards was starred Nathan Obbards was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/04/09

    In reply to Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations
    have the greenie treehuggers made a big huff about unnecessary electronic decorations yet? and how they're killing polar bears and shit?
     Reply
    nutbastard was starred nutbastard was unstarred
    Image of Mikestan Mikestan
    12/04/09

    In reply to Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations
    I know I just screwed up someone's idea
     Reply
    Mikestan was starred Mikestan was unstarred
    Image of Monty Monty
    12/04/09

    In reply to Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations
    Do you have kids, Adam? I ask only because I am a slave to these small menaces of society that force me annually to create a ridiculous mind-numbing illuminated display. If I fail, it is non-stop whining throughout the holiday season. I have often wondered which punishment is worse. Adding questionable flair to our display is something I whole-heatedly support.

    Aside from having to work in a retail environment in this season (which, I admit I did for nearly a decade) the only thing worse is being forced to participate in the destruction of humanity through supposedly harmless illuminated displays. Our children will destroy us all, I tell you.

    Merry Christmas, anyway.
     Reply
    Monty was starred Monty was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/04/09

    @Monty:

    sounds like a good case for legalizing postpartum abortions.
     Reply
    nutbastard was starred nutbastard was unstarred
    Image of Mayor McRib Mayor McRib
    12/04/09

    @Monty: I work in retail advertising and have a kid. It's the double edged sword that cuts both ways. Luckily my wife does almost all the decorating to spare me.
     Reply
    Mayor McRib was starred Mayor McRib was unstarred
    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    12/04/09

    In reply to Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations
    Oh, I am not falling for that, Frucci. Or should I say MOM! Yeah, I know it's you! And I know you want me to play your little "photoshop contest", but then you're just gonna take my entry and show it to people saying "this is what he has up at his house! See how he doesn't love his mother!"

    Look, I know you're always upset when I can't come into town for Christmas. But, Mom, I'm busy! I have a job and a life now! I have a family of my own! I can't always fly halfway across the country for all three of your Christmas parties! Isn't one enough? Or does my family not deserve my attention as much as you do?

    Look, I know you don't exactly approve of my wife but.... Look, she was only doing that to pay for college.......Yes, I know waiting tables at Denny's is humilating, mother! .......Well, that's what she's willing to do for an educa- .......Well, maybe it's because she wanted something more than marrying into money! Maybe-....

    .....Look, I'm not going to go into that with you again, mother...... Of course I'm ashamed of Dad's work, HE WAS A PORN STAR....... Yes, I know a lot of people do it, but not in their SIXTIES!

    Look, I don't want to have this conversation with you right now...... Because, mother! The babysitter has the kids, so me and my lovely, college-educated wife are about to go have a lovely night out, have dinner, see a movie, and then perhaps go home and have sexual intercourse WITHOUT A CAMERA. LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!

    .............Alright, I love you, too, Mom. Merry Christmas, and I'll see you next week.
     Reply
    OCEntertainment was starred OCEntertainment was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    Oh, by the way, these are all great. I wish I had some of your talent.
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of shalegac shalegac
    11/24/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: It's really just having a little time and an idea. You can make some neat things fairly easily and then build your way up to working with multiple layers. It is honestly fun to tinker around and the more you do the more ideas you get.
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment shalegac was starred shalegac was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    Oh, number 4, how little time it took you, how much you made me laugh. I am so simple.
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Segador Segador
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    I love the feeling of resigned determination that the Wal-Mart greeter photo has. He knows what's coming, and he's ready.
     Reply
    Segador was starred Segador was unstarred
    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    I haven't bought a PS3 yet, and I was really eying Walmarts PS3 deal... But now I am very very scared to go.

    I have never went to a walmart or any store for that matter for a blackfriday(When the stores actually make a profit) before.. And I think walmart during a normal day is a pain in the ass..
     Reply
    EBone promoted this comment --Core-- was starred --Core-- was unstarred
    Image of EBone EBone
    11/24/09

    @--Core--: check techbargains.com and you'll find a great deal.
     Reply
    EBone was starred EBone was unstarred
    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    11/26/09

    @EBone: Thanks.
     Reply
    --Core-- was starred --Core-- was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    Good thing I intend to be the Great Indoorsman on black Friday, hibernating whilst I sleep off the effects of that sleepy turkey trycto-whatsit juice.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    Just let us all remember Jdimytai Damour, and not let it happen again! [www.jeremyscheuch.com]
     Reply
    GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga was starred GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga was unstarred
    Image of No.humor No.humor
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    Black Friday - Hah! To hell with your excellent gadget deal day.

    btw, we don't have Black Friday sales in Denmark... :o(
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment No.humor was starred No.humor was unstarred
    Image of che-che che-che
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    riot gear walmart is great, and the greeter with the pistol. and then my last one is the ipod dude in the micrsoft store.
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment che-che was starred che-che was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/24/09

    In reply to 25 Ways Black Friday Could Be Even Worse
    I am not going to brave it this year. I have some things to buy on line, but, overall, I am about 85% done with my shopping already.

    (Shopping isnt the only thing you can do on Black Friday.)
     Reply
    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/24/09

    @Curves: Curse you and your forethought. I have 0% done.
     Reply
    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of daveNYC daveNYC
    11/20/09

    In reply to Create Some Black Friday Worst Case Scenarios
    There's actually something worse than some poor Wal-Mart worker being trampled to death by a herd of fatass shoppers attempting to buy a half price Wii?
     Reply
    daveNYC was starred daveNYC was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gizmodo account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.