# If You Read Pi Long Enough, You'll Find *Hamlet*

It's Pi Day! Which, okay, whatever, if you were really hardcore about celebrating you'd figure out what nanosecond corresponds to 3.14159 or whatever and pop the Moet then but you didn't and you won't so whatever, right? But! That doesn't mean we can't still have some fun with the nerdiest holiday in the land, thanks…

# Free Pie on Pi Day

The traditional free pie on Pi day (3/14) is here, so go grab a slice today at participating restaurants/pie shops/pie food trucks. [Walletpop]

# The Adorable Case Against Pi

Happy Pi Day! But while you're getting your 3/14 on, it's worth noting that pi is worthless! A sham. A fraud. Don't believe me? Check out why we'd all be worlds better off if we threw out our pi and embraced the power of tau. [The Daily What]

# This Is What Pi Sounds Like

What do you get when you transpose the first 31 digits of the number pi into musical notes? Math that's never sounded so good. And if ever an unofficial holiday needed an anthem to get some much-deserved recognition, it's 3/14. [Reddit via Geekosystem]

# Happy Pi Day, Math Nerds!

Today's March 14th, which everyone knows is the day high school math club members further cement their alienation by celebrating their love of math, or circles, or whatever. But today's Sunday, so let's everyone celebrate nerddom in the comments! [Wiki]

# Happy Pi Day Everyone!

Yes, this is Warrant and they're gonna be on Giz today. You wanna know why? Cause it's Pi Day. So we're just showin' some love for our number 3.14