They can buy whatever they want and do anything they want, until the inevitable bankruptcies and arrests. So what are today's sports superstars wearing? Baby pigs, from the look of 22-year-old soccer sensation Mario Balotelli's crotch, pictured above.
Where does one secure the very best bacon? The supermarket? Shut up, rookie! You secure it from the heroic pig that survived for more than a month buried beneath the rubble of China's horrific Sichuan earthquake.