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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/21/09

    In reply to Cmd + Z Mac Pillows Won't Actually Undo Last Night
    Can it undo the act of spending $65 on a pillow that you can easily make yourself?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/21/09

    In reply to Cmd + Z Mac Pillows Won't Actually Undo Last Night
    If you pressed Command + I, you wouldn't be in this mess.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    One might make the assumption that this device is needed by a guy who hasnt the "length" to make it to the toilet alone. Conversely, that means that someone is going to immediately invent toilet steps, which will sell solely on the marketing ploy that the steps are for the man with so MUCH length, that he needs to be higher in order to make it to the bowl.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    Isn't this kind of low tech for a Japanese invention? I expected some sort of robotic toilet funnel that rises up to meet your, uhm meat.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    I bet this won't have any improvement on the actual aiming of the stream...
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    "but even grosser if you're so short that your goods actually touch the rim of the bowl."


    Um, what if the afcorementioned goods touch the rim not because of your height but because of their length?

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    05/11/09

    @Bandit: You have a medical condition in need of immediate attention. Please send me your phone number so we may discuss.


    Oh, yeah, I'm a...um...doctor. That's it, a doctor.

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    05/11/09

    @Bandit: Dude, this isn't a dream, this is real life. :)
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    05/11/09

    @Barry99705: it's boss' dream. let them be.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    How about a swinging arm to put in stalls in the ladies' room at dive-bars? You know... to hold their hair when they're puking.


    Or maybe fold-down mirrors in the stalls at Cipriani on 42nd to snort coke off of.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Sort of like the hand coat racks in Willy Wonka's factory?
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    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You know, I've actually seen those fold-down mirrors in the bathroom of a recording studio! They exist!
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    05/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Yeah. But with slutty drunk women who can't hold their beer and women getting boned in the bathroom.


    Other than that, it's just like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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    05/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: original or johnny depp version?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/11/09

    @drowning in denon_Nick: Neither the book nor either of the movie adaptations had a scene with a sorority girl with alcohol poisoning.
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    Image of wherethehellwasi wherethehellwasi
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    Not bad, but the idea could be improved.


    Personally, I pee while dangling from a harness and pulley system suspended a few inches directly over the bowl. I call it Mission: Impeeable.

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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    05/11/09

    @wherethehellwasi: I just unzip my pants, relax, and let gravity do the rest. I just let the universe take care of where the urine should go. And when my wife sees the disgusting mess and asks what the hell happened in there, I respond, Destiny. Destiny happened. And you can't fight destiny.
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    05/11/09

    @wherethehellwasi: A harness and pulley system? Starring Tom Cruising?
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    Image of frigg frigg
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    The split mode one looks like it's designed to look like little toilets. They should make some extra tiny ones that go next to them, like those Russian dolls that come in a series that gets smaller and smaller. Wouldn't that be AWESOME?!


    uhhhh... but logistically speaking, isn't there a high chance that if you kneel on these you're kneeling on someone's backsplash? I mean, what's the chance of kneeling on one of these and not feeling the lingering stickiness of residual fluids (not to mention knee dander)?

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    05/11/09

    @frigg: I never thought of it like that. It gives you some incentive to strengthen your thigh muscles or to fall on the bathroom floor or head first into the toilet and taste true fear... of course technically that's not fear they're tasting.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    I hope that those things have some sort of traction under them... That would suck if you dropped your pants, knelt down on them and then they slipped out from under you (or slid apart).
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    05/11/09

    @Rabid Penguin: On the other hand, mobility could be a useful feature, perhaps a version with little wheels on them that could turn it into some kind of exercise-while-you-pee device that all but writes its own informercial.


    Alternatively, if slippage does become a problem, you could suture these onto the user's knees so they're always available and solidly attached.

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    05/11/09

    @frigg: If the wheeled versions were battery-powered, they could call it a SegWhiz
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    How about a urination chamber? It's a partitioned off section of the bathroom with a drain, and a nozzle that sprays you with water. You simply strip naked and relieve yourself at your leisure and you come out smelling cleaner than ever, and you simply dry off, put your clothes back on and get back to work. Why doesn't this exist yet?
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    05/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That would go perfectly next to my shower.
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    Image of Stikman008 Stikman008
    05/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Your softball will be hit by me: It does exist, it is called a shower. Good for two or more people, the shower will supply you with the water needed to rejuvenate an otherwise dirty existence. Used with supplementary products such as shampoo, conditioner, and k-y ERRRRR body wash (thanks Rome), the shower can be an exhilirating experience for anyone in need of a thorough cleansing.
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    05/11/09

    @Stikman008: Hmmm, tell me more about this "shower" you speak of? Does it have a place to take a nap while you bathe?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/11/09

    @Stikman008: You all are a bunch of uncivilized boors. We do not piss in the shower and we do not shit in the tub.


    I weep for the future of manners.

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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Of course we don't. That's disgusting. Crapping in the tub is not a group activity.
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    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Ha, I pee on the future of manners.
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    05/11/09

    @Rabid Penguin: That was the royal we, you buffoon.
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    Image of Stikman008 Stikman008
    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Would you like a white russian with that sentence? Or perhaps another condescending word that starts with a b and has two o's in the middle, you boob.
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    05/11/09

    @Stikman008: It is doltish jibes up with which I will not put! I bid thee and thine a very terse good day!
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    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I <3 U
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    05/11/09

    @Stikman008: I said "good day!"
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    05/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: My apologies. I did not realize you fancied yourself as a Queen.
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    05/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: reminds me of the part from jimmy neutron when the parents disappear.


    i'm peein in the shower
    *couple scenes later
    i'm still peein in the shower

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    05/11/09

    @Stikman008: if you're moises alou you pee on your hands
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    Couldn't you just sit on the toilet if you were worried about splashing? I thought they were designed to be sat on? Or should I be standing while taking a crap?
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    05/11/09

    @Rabid Penguin: no sir. lying down.
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    05/11/09

    @drowning in denon_Nick: I've installed a horse trough-style urinal in my bathroom just so I can. You lie face-up to take a crap, and when you have to pee, just roll over.
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    05/11/09

    @Rabid Penguin: Why roll over? Doesn't your trough have those spray nozzles? Just hit the flush button.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    They can make this a game with the Wii and call it the Wee. That way you can play Wee on your Wii while you Wee.


    WEEEEEEEE!

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    Image of Gann Gann
    05/11/09

    @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth: A Wii accessory for urination simulations ?
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    i have never heard of kneeling. ever. besides the fact that i'm like a super soaker 10000 and will splash at any height.
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    05/11/09

    @drowning in denon_Nick: You must be one of those guys who sounds like they are peeing a stream of lead every time they are at a urinal. Makes me laugh kinda
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    05/11/09

    @Stikman008: i do. it's why i stay away from urinals.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/11/09

    In reply to Japanese Toilet Kneeler Puts You Closer To the Action
    Not trying to be racist, but is there a run on tall Asians I wasn't aware of?
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