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Curves
04/03/09

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This would be great for me since I type in my sleep and I have always wondered what I am typing. This would finally open the door to my deepest, darkest, inner nocturnal workings.....then again.....maybe not such a good idea.
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Andrew Allan Ascanio
04/03/09

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In soviet russia, keyboard type you!
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GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
04/03/09

@Andrew Allan Ascanio: What? That makes no sense. What were you trying to type?
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ScottRose
04/03/09

@KeyboardPillow_GitEmSteveDave:

Maybe he's figured out how to comment from the 1980s, he's in the USSR, and his keyboard was indeed typing him.

That would wholly account for the lack of good sense in the post.
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vinchbr
04/03/09

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@ScottRose: or just be as lucky as i am and have a office with a key that only you and the president has, after lunch (in brasil we eat big lunches) lock the door turn off the light and take a 30 min nap within your lunch hours
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ScottRose
04/03/09

@vinchbr: Why in the hell did you give Obama the key to your office?

(Perhaps "Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva" would be funnier for you? I went for the largely American audience).
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alexvanduyn
04/03/09

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Brings whole new meaning to sleeping on the job, or on the keyboard in this case, the keyboard that happens to be at your job! So if you fall asleep on the keyboard, do the keys shut off? Or will you get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................................................................................kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...';,.(&*%^)*(&#_)#hlksd;f
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ScottRose
04/03/09

@Alex Van Duyn:

Hah, I'm surprised no one abuses that wrapping problem more on this site...

...................................................................................RAPPING-TOILETS-SEAT-COVERS-INDEED.
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ScottRose
04/03/09

Hyphens cause wrapping, stupid.

I knew that, yet I didn't seem to care. ::Triple Frown Derby:: :( :( :(
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ScottRose
04/03/09

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Don't forget WINKEY+L before napping..

Or, just use a normal pillow. You'll be equally fired.
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GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
04/03/09

@ScottRose: The secret is to close your office door, lay down with your feet against the door, and spread some paper clips in front of you on the floor. If someone opens the door, it wakes you up, and you can pretend to be picking up paper clips.
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Xeno
04/03/09

@CargoHoldNap_GitEmSteveDave: Or... you could do that George Costanza thing where you setup a nice sleeping station under your desk with some convenient compartments for pillows and a shelf for an alarm clock.
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GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
04/03/09

@Xeno has nothing useful to contribute: Just don't wear the urban sombrero.
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ScottRose
04/03/09

@KeyboardPillow_GitEmSteveDave:

Genius indeed.

I once had a cube, and the building had floor-to-ceiling toilet stall (I mean, the toilets were separated as if into different rooms, but the bathroom was laid out like any other office bathroom).

So anyways, I used to sleep with my back to the door and my legs on either side of the toilet. I was 20ish at the time, so all of this seemed like a good idea to me.
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Geisrud
04/03/09

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So will have still have those tell-tale lines on my face from the keys? So embarrassing, and difficult to talk your way out of.
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Kaiser-Machead
04/03/09

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The picture of Benny Goldman dreaming of naked ladies on the keyboard pillow is priceless...

*squints*

Oh, never mind
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
04/03/09

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And you'll still wake up with QWERTY face and the keyboard will be stuck to your lip from the string of dried drool. Nice.

This is like the kind of thing SteveDave would try to build and market I bet!
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GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
04/03/09

@Lite: misses aprilfoolzmodo: That's a good idea!
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GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
04/03/09

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I have a hot glue gun and one of those flexible keyboards that I can't stand using. All I need is a pillow from the Marburn Curtain Warehouse, and I can sell it!
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