TLDR: All the Paleofuture Posts From 2014 You Swore You'd Read Later

From the story of the Cold War Roomba in Moscow to Frank Lloyd Wright's unbuilt suburban utopia: These were the long-ish stories you swore you'd finish later, but never found the time. Well, here's your second chance! » 12/29/14 1:40pm 12/29/14 1:40pm

In Defense of Pink Slime

Back in 2012 many Americans were horrified to learn that their ground beef contained "pink slime." It's in our burgers! They're feeding it to our kids! The public outcry led many retailers to drop the beef additive from its products. But today, pink slime is slowly making its way back into our cheeseburgers and tacos.… » 5/29/14 2:12pm 5/29/14 2:12pm

Pink Slime Makers Are Feeding Diane Sawyer a Big, Fat Lawsuit

By now, you've almost surely heard at least some mention of the notorious "pink slime" that's invading fast food and, by consequence, our children's lunches. » 3/04/13 6:20pm 3/04/13 6:20pm

What McDonald's Beef Is Really Made Of

McDonald's doesn't exactly have the best reputation for beef quality but if you were expecting to find ammonia-drenched, gut particle-filled pink slime sludge goop de loop, well, you're going to be disappointed. It's all beef. You can see how they make it above. » 9/28/12 8:30pm 9/28/12 8:30pm

Disgusting Pink Slime Company Launches Billion Dollar Offensive…

In America, it's not illegal to sell disgusting cow purée washed with ammonia for human consumption. But, according to BPI, the company that makes this dystopian meat filler, it's illegal to talk about it. Time for a $1.2 billion lawsuit. » 9/17/12 11:26am 9/17/12 11:26am

Pink Slime Is Close to Complete Destruction

Great news for people who don't like eating disgusting liquified cow slurry: the company behind our country's pink slime nightmare is shutting down its crap factories. Three down, one to go. Will our nation ever be free from the slime? » 5/09/12 10:27am 5/09/12 10:27am

Tuna Scrape: The Pulverized Scrap Fish Paste Inside Your Spicy Tuna Roll

Just when pescatarians thought they were safe, news come to us of tuna scrape, the pink slime of the sea. After a fish has been filleted, there is often salvageable meat still left on its skeleton. Scrape is the combined chopped mixture of scraps from filleted fish whose leftover meat is still good enough not to waste. » 5/07/12 10:00pm 5/07/12 10:00pm

Pink Goop Beef Is Invading School Lunches: USDA Buys 7 Million Pounds…

Remember our old friend pink goop? The crap notoriously in chicken nuggets and the filth that McDonald's famously stopped using a month ago? Well, it's rearing its ugly pink head again and this time it's going after children. That's right, the USDA has plans to buy 7 million pounds of pink goop beef for our national… » 3/13/12 2:20pm 3/13/12 2:20pm

McDonald's Will Stop Using Pink Goop Beef in Its Burgers

Chef Jamie Oliver calls it pink slime. We feel it's more like pink goop. Either way, the ammonium hydroxide soaked pink crap beef is vomit inducing. Thankfully, you won't have to eat it anymore. Kind of. McDonald's has finally caved to the pressure and will ditch the use of the pink goop beef in its burgers. » 1/31/12 12:00pm 1/31/12 12:00pm