Like Sheep? Transexuals? A girl with peed-on panties? Snakes shedding their skin? An asian anime girl that vomits after the before being a classic school-girl uniform?

I can go on and on with this....

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Thats it IVE LOST IT. I worked until 6:30 AM, wake all all horny and go to check Gizmodo.

So I see it, an iPhone app that undresses Jesus (Diaz)!

But NO its not really a vid of you nekkid is some other naked people/semi naked.

DAY RUINED. Well not totally...the chest hair was a bonus. BUT STILL, day ruined!

So J, how you making it up to me?

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It has no Ponies! Everyone loves a nekkid Jewish hobbit. So hairy. So virile. In fact, that's a classic Shire pickup line:

Hey baby. How about you come back to my hobbit-hole and we'll see if my Orcrist glows blue.

Many a hobbit-lass has called me King Under-the-Hill after a long weekend spent knocking large hairy feet.

Of course, you have to be careful when picking up hobbits at Shire gatherings. Many are family reunions, a fact which is oft lost after a few flagons of the Green Dragon's House Ale and a bag or five of Ol' Tobey. Lawdy mama - the number of inbred bastards that hath been sowed with the seed of my loin could storm Isengard.

In conclusion: all those who get turned on by the thought of me nekkid, speak up! Loudly too. I'm in the kitchen, once again exposing myself to the grade students in the school across the street.

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Completely off-topic but how many times have folks said to you, Mr. Diaz, that you look a little like Hugh Jackman? I often get told I look Bill Nye, so - well, I am sure there is a bond there between us somewhere.

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V I D E O B O X ! ! !

WWW dot VIDEOBOX dot COM!

...I am dead serious. And no, I don't work for them. But I've used their service since 2001 and it's only improved since then.

I paid for a subscription to one of the iRotic iPhone websites and it SUCKED. And Gizmodo gave it a good rating! I already had a subscription to VIDEOBOX (voted #1 porn site for videos on the internet) and saw they had new iPod support, so I tried it on my iPhone.

Sure enough, it works! Every single video on Videobox can be viewed if you hit the little "ipod" button where you choose your download format. It streams reasonably well even over the 3G network! Needless to say I canceled the other site.

I have had some crashes, but I had those with the iRotic site as well. And those bastards never added any new videos!

VIDEOBOX... seriously, *highly* recommend it. 5 new videos a day (not just scenes, entire videos), high def video, all videos can be downloaded to your hard drive, you can search by tons of terms, all scenes are reviewed with comments, you can add scenes to your favorites, you can even edit your own friggin scenes and stream just the parts you want to see, etc. BEST PORN SITE EVER. Infact, one of the best internet sites in general.

Videobox does it right.

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